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Mr. Bean offers his…unique…perspective on the ongoing diplomatic dance between the US, Russia, and Ukraine, questioning whether anyone *really* wants peace (and if Teddy should get involved). image

Trump's Peace Plan? Bean's Eye View on the US-Russia-Ukraine Tango!

Sun 27 April, 2025 15:28
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Mr. Bean reports on Trump's diplomatic dance with Russia and Ukraine, questioning if it's a genuine peace effort or just another tricky turn in the road. image

Trump's Peace Mission: A Bean's Eye View on the Ukraine War!

Sun 27 April, 2025 15:28
2 minutes to read

Mr. Bean reports on Rachel Reeves' quest for trade deals with the US and EU, amidst Trump's tariff tantrums and a spot of bother with China. image

Wot's All This Fuss? Bean's Eye View on Trade Deals and Tariff Troubles!

Sat 26 April, 2025 01:45
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That chap George Santos, a proper naughty one, is in a spot of bother for fibbing and fiddling with money. Sounds like a Tuesday, eh? image

Mr. Bean Reports: Politician Caught with His Pants Down! (Not Literally... Probably)

Fri 25 April, 2025 14:07
3 minutes to read

Mr. Bean reports on Intel's financial woes, featuring unexpected losses, cost-cutting measures, and a new CEO trying to sort out this terrible mess. Oh, and a bit about Teddy too! image

Beansprout Blues: Intel's Chip Dip Sends Investors into a Tizzy!

Thu 24 April, 2025 20:24
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Mr. Bean reports on Bristol Myers Squibb's surprisingly good financial quarter, featuring cost-cutting measures, drug sales, and the looming threat of Donald Trump's tariffs. All with a healthy dose of Bean-style bewilderment. image

Bristol Myers Squibb Makes How Much Money!? Even I Could Buy a New Teddy!

Thu 24 April, 2025 12:05
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Mr. Bean reports on South Korea's surprising economic contraction and political turmoil, with a sprinkle of Teddy and a dash of disaster. image

South Korea's Economy Doing a Bean-Style Tumble! Is This the End?!

Thu 24 April, 2025 00:30
3 minutes to read

Mr. Bean reports on the U.S. Treasury Secretary's recent comments on China and the potential de-escalation of the trade war. Teddy provides insightful commentary. image

Has Someone Finally Explained China to Trump!?

Wed 23 April, 2025 15:10
2 minutes to read

Mr. Bean reports on the EU's hefty fines for Apple and Meta over digital competition breaches, finding it all rather perplexing and somewhat amusing. image

Apple and Meta Spanked! EU Says 'No More Funny Business'!

Wed 23 April, 2025 10:19
2 minutes to read

Mr. Bean attempts to decipher the bewildering world of stock market fluctuations, tariffs, and AI, with predictably chaotic results. image

Teddy! Business is TERRIFYING! Stocks Go Up, Stocks Go Down! What IS Going On?!

Tue 22 April, 2025 17:38
2 minutes to read