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MJ weighs in on the fiery L.A. protests that left Waymo's autonomous vehicles burning rubber...or rather, just burning. image

Waymo Down! Even Robots Can't Handle My Level of Heat (or L.A. Protests)

Mon 09 June, 2025 14:18
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As Wall Street grapples with inflation concerns and eagerly awaits insights from Apple, Nvidia, and BlackRock events, the shadow of trade tariffs looms large. Can the market soar above the uncertainty, or will it be another 'flu game'? image

Wall Street Braces for Inflation Showdown: Is Your Portfolio Ready to Fly Like Mike?

Sun 08 June, 2025 15:55
3 minutes to read

Switzerland proposes new capital rules for UBS after the Credit Suisse takeover, requiring an additional $26 billion in core capital. MJ weighs in on whether this is a foul or a strategic play. image

UBS Slam Dunked! Switzerland Demands $26 Billion – Is This Game Over?

Fri 06 June, 2025 16:11
3 minutes to read

A look at the potential impact of the House tax and spending bill on healthcare, with millions of Americans at risk of losing coverage due to cuts in Medicaid and the Affordable Care Act. image

Republicans Got Me Sweating! Millions Could Lose Health Coverage Thanks to This 'Beautiful' Tax Bill!

Fri 06 June, 2025 14:58
2 minutes to read

MJ weighs in on Reddit's lawsuit against Anthropic for unauthorized use of user data, questioning whether anyone can truly fly without permission. image

Reddit vs. Anthropic: Even AI Can't Dodge the GOAT's Rules

Wed 04 June, 2025 18:12
3 minutes to read

MJ breaks down Trump's frustration with Fed Chair Powell over interest rates and the ADP jobs report, with a touch of humor and a slam dunk of satire. image

Trump's Fed Feud: Is Powell Playing Defense Like the '96 Bulls?

Wed 04 June, 2025 13:25
4 minutes to read

A tongue-in-cheek analysis of the escalating trade war between the U.S. and China, with a dash of Michael Jordan's competitive spirit and iconic quotes. image

Trump vs. China: Is This Game Over Already? MJ Weighs In!

Tue 03 June, 2025 12:36
3 minutes to read

A recap of the tariff turmoil, market reactions, and other business news, with MJ's take on uncertainty and winning, no matter what. image

Tariff Tango: Trump's Trade Moves Got Markets Sweating Like I Did Against the Bad Boys!

Fri 30 May, 2025 01:05
3 minutes to read

Michael Jordan breaks down the Nvidia CEO's complaints about U.S. export controls on AI chips and why national security trumps corporate profits, even if it means less dough for GPU hustlers. image

Nvidia's China Gripes? Please, That's Just Noise – MJ on National Security and Real Ballin'

Thu 29 May, 2025 14:54
3 minutes to read

Investors are buying insurance against a potential U.S. debt default, but His Airness isn't sweating it, seeing it as more political theater than Game 7 crisis. image

U.S. Debt? Don't Worry, I've Faced Tougher Defenders: MJ on Market Jitters

Wed 28 May, 2025 23:49
2 minutes to read