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A widespread power outage in Spain and Portugal caused chaos, and I, Michael Jordan, am here to comment with my usual blend of wit and winning mentality. image

Lights Out, Europe? I Take Blackouts Personally (Like Losing to the Pistons)

Mon 28 April, 2025 14:05
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European officials are pushing for regulatory simplification to boost economic growth, aiming to catch up with the U.S. after years of lagging behind. But will they stick the landing? image

Europe's Deregulation Game: Is It Finally Their Air Jordan Moment?

Sun 27 April, 2025 13:07
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Europe eyes deregulation to spur economic growth, challenging U.S. dominance. Can they rise to the occasion or will they choke in the Finals? image

Europe Finally Gets a Slam Dunk? MJ on Deregulation and Growth Across the Pond

Sun 27 April, 2025 13:07
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Michael Jordan breaks down California's new proposed regulations for self-driving vehicles, wondering if anyone can truly take the wheel from the pros. image

California DMV to Self-Driving Cars: So You Wanna Play?

Fri 25 April, 2025 19:46
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MJ breaks down Alphabet's impressive Q1 performance, analyst reactions, and why Google's still got game despite the AI competition. image

Alphabet Soars Like I Used To: Google's Q1 Earnings Dunk on Expectations!

Fri 25 April, 2025 10:40
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Michael Jordan weighs in on Perplexity AI's move to integrate its search engine into Motorola phones, questioning if it's a slam dunk or just another tech fad. image

Perplexity AI and Motorola Team Up: Is This the Future or Just Another Air Ball?

Thu 24 April, 2025 16:24
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MJ breaks down Bank of America's concerns about Apple's future, supply chain woes, AI delays, and the impact of tariffs on the tech giant. It's gonna be a SLAM DUNK or a major AIR BALL? image

Apple Stock Plummeting Like My Fadeaway Jumper! Will They Recover?!

Thu 24 April, 2025 11:25
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Chipotle's sales stumble as consumer spending slows and weather takes its toll, but the chain is confident in a comeback. image

Chipotle in Crisis?! Even MJ Can't Save These Burritos!

Wed 23 April, 2025 21:58
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A look at how corporate donations to Trump's inauguration are now facing unexpected consequences due to his economic policies. image

Did Trump Just Dunk on Corporate America After They Paid for His Party?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 16:17
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Michael Jordan analyzes Tesla's potential entry into the Indian market, tariff hurdles, and the quest for a slam dunk deal. image

Tesla's India Gamble! Will Musk Score or Foul Out?

Wed 23 April, 2025 02:05
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