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Novo Nordisk teams up with telehealth giants like Hims & Hers and Ro to make Wegovy more accessible, now that the dark times of compounded copycats are fading. A new era dawns for weight loss, hmm? image

Weighty Matters: Wegovy's Telehealth Trek Begins, A New Hope for Waistlines?

Tue 29 April, 2025 21:23
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Alibaba unveils Qwen3, a new generation of open-source large language models, sparking debate and narrowing the gap in the US-China AI race. A powerful disturbance in the Force, this is. image

Qwen3 Awakens: Alibaba's AI Force Grows Stronger, A Challenge to the Galaxy It Is!

Tue 29 April, 2025 07:32
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US agricultural exporters face a full-blown crisis as Trump's tariffs lead to canceled orders, layoffs, and significant financial losses, especially due to declining Chinese demand. Already begun, the economic crisis has. image

Tariff Wars: A Crisis Brews for US Farmers, a Great Disturbance in the Force, I Sense

Mon 28 April, 2025 17:52
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Pakistan's airspace closure to Indian airlines causes longer routes, potential flight disruptions, and some economic ripples, but perhaps not the fare hike you'd expect. image

Turbulence Over India: Pakistan Airspace Closure Forces Rerouting, Fuel Stops, and a Touch of Chaos

Mon 28 April, 2025 05:33
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New data reveals the harsh reality: some college degrees lead to a path of lower salaries, especially for those who choose the way of the Liberal Arts. Patience, young Padawans, you must have. image

Low Paying College Degrees, Hmmm? A Disturbance in the Workforce, I Sense!

Sat 26 April, 2025 13:00
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Online scammers use 'wrong number' tactics, boosted by AI, to steal personal information. Learn to protect yourself, you must. image

Beware the Dark Side of Texts: AI Scams Rise, Young Padawans!

Fri 25 April, 2025 16:18
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Intel fears economic slowdown due to trade wars, like a disturbance in the Force, unsettling it is. image

Recession Looms, the Tariff Wars Do, Mmm?

Thu 24 April, 2025 22:43
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A surge in durable goods orders in March, a dance before the tariff storm, while unemployment claims remain steady. What does the future hold, hmm? image

Tariffs, They Fear: Durable Goods Orders Surge Before Trump's Trade Storm

Thu 24 April, 2025 13:05
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European officials express optimism for a trade deal with the U.S., but warn of significant economic consequences if tariffs are implemented. Much at stake, there is! image

Trade War Looms, A Great Disturbance in the Force?

Thu 24 April, 2025 06:44
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Uncle Sam cracks the whip on student loan repayments as fresh-faced graduates dive headfirst into debt. A dark side of higher education, this is. image

Student Loan Debt Crisis Explodes Like the Death Star! Will Your Wallet Survive?

Wed 23 April, 2025 17:15
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