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An insider's look at how OPEC+'s potential oil output hike could impact markets, featuring my (totally unbiased) Zuckerbergian insights. image

OPEC+ Oil Boost: Are We Finally Out of the Woods (Or Just Greasing the Wheels)?

Thu 29 May, 2025 12:09
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Nvidia crushes earnings estimates, fueled by AI demand, despite headwinds in China. Buckle up, folks, the future is now... and it's powered by GPUs. image

Nvidia's AI Domination: It's Only Getting Started (Sorry, China!)

Wed 28 May, 2025 21:35
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Mark Zuckerberg weighs in on the Trump administration's decision to ease restrictions on cryptocurrency investments in 401(k) plans, blending humor, satire, and a healthy dose of reality. image

Zuck on Crypto in Your 401(k): Is Trump Tweeting Your Retirement?

Wed 28 May, 2025 15:58
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A federal judge rejects the White House's attempt to downplay Elon Musk's influence in a lawsuit alleging constitutional violations. image

Judge to White House: You Can't Just Call Elon an Advisor and Hope We Buy It! (He's Like, Totally Running the Show)

Wed 28 May, 2025 05:09
2 minutes to read

Federal judge rejects White House's attempt to minimize Elon Musk's influence within the Trump administration, allowing a lawsuit alleging constitutional violations to proceed. Basically, they tried to say he was just visiting. image

Judge Slaps Down White House Attempt to Downplay My... I Mean, Musk's Role in Government

Wed 28 May, 2025 05:09
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Your friendly neighborhood tech overlord (that's me!) breaks down Salesforce's Informatica acquisition – because data is the new awkward hoodie. image

Salesforce + Informatica: Did Someone Say Metaverse-Ready AI Domination?

Tue 27 May, 2025 12:26
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Mark Zuckerberg dissects Trump's decision to extend the EU tariff deadline, blending tech humor with political commentary. image

Trump Delays EU Tariffs: Is This the Pivot We've Been Waiting For?

Sun 25 May, 2025 23:57
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Overnight attacks on Kyiv intensify, leaving destruction and calls for renewed sanctions amidst fragile ceasefire hopes. Sounds like someone needs a 'like' button for peace! image

Russia's Drone Blitzkrieg: Is Peace Just a 'Move Fast and Break Things' Fantasy?

Sat 24 May, 2025 10:24
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Analyzing the recent Russian attacks on Kyiv, the call for sanctions, and the need for innovative solutions to foster peace. image

Kyiv Under Fire: Time to Disrupt for Peace?

Sat 24 May, 2025 10:24
3 minutes to read

Zuckerberg muses on Harvard's lawsuit against the Trump administration's attempt to ban international students, offering a satirical take on the legal battle and its implications. image

Harvard Fights Back: Zuck Weighs In on the International Student Ban Debacle

Fri 23 May, 2025 16:25
2 minutes to read