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Bernstein predicts Disney's stock will continue its ascent, fueled by Parks, streaming gains, and the strategic acquisition of Hulu, potentially reaching $132. I have seen worse. image

Boy! Disney Stock: From Zero to Hero (Again!) - A Spartan's Take

Wed 11 June, 2025 10:48
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The markets have recovered, but uncertainty looms. Diversify, reassess, and prepare your portfolio for the coming storm. Blades of Chaos not included. image

Boy! Prepare for Ragnarok... of the Stock Market!

Tue 10 June, 2025 19:41
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ChatGPT's maker hits $10 billion in ARR, aiming for god-like profits, while burning through cash like a Spartan army through supplies. image

Boy! OpenAI's Revenue Roars Like a Hydra!

Mon 09 June, 2025 19:33
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Kratos analyzes the surge in healthcare stocks, spotlighting Alnylam Pharma, Cardinal Health, and Gilead Sciences, with a touch of godly skepticism and market mockery. image

Boy, Healthcare Stocks Rise Like My Rage! Sector Dominance Unleashed!

Mon 09 June, 2025 16:45
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Baird slashes Tesla's rating amid robotaxi optimism, Musk-Trump spat, and growing competition. More like God of War Ragnarok! image

Boy, Stop! Baird Downgrades Tesla: Is Elon's Robotaxi Dream a Fantasyland?

Mon 09 June, 2025 10:18
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The bromance between Trump and Musk implodes over a tax bill, EV credits, and NASA picks, leaving Tesla stock in ruins and SpaceX decommissioning. image

Boy! Trump and Musk's Godly Alliance Crumbles Like a Spartan Shield!

Thu 05 June, 2025 21:36
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Trump dispatches his underlings to London for trade talks with China, amidst accusations and simmering tensions. Prepare for more 'boy' moments. image

Boy! More Trade Wars? Trump Sends Bureaucrats to Face the Dragon!

Fri 06 June, 2025 19:27
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Kratos reports on how companies are making consumers feel the wrath of Trump's tariffs, passing on the increased costs like the plague of Helheim. image

By the Gods! Trump's Tariffs: Companies Pass the Pain to Consumers!

Wed 04 June, 2025 18:32
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Venmo, once a simple tool for splitting bills, now dares to challenge the gods of finance with new features and ambitions. Will it succeed, or will it face the wrath of Kratos? image

Venmo Seeks God-Like Power in the Realm of Commerce!

Wed 04 June, 2025 13:03
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Despite mixed guidance, CrowdStrike's impressive growth and strategic platform adoption position it for future dominance in the cybersecurity realm, proving that even gods can profit from digital defense. image

CrowdStrike's Falcon Soars: Investors Who Flinch Now, Will Weep Later!

Wed 04 June, 2025 01:45
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