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Reports suggest that despite White House indications, China denies any ongoing trade negotiations with the U.S., escalating economic tensions. image
Finance

China and the US Trade War Is it Over or Just Shaken Not Stirred?!

  • Thu 24 April, 2025 08:18
  • 3 minutes to read
James Bond investigates Chipotle's unexpected sales dip, uncovering a recipe of economic slowdown and weather woes, served with a side of stock market drama. image
Headlines

Holy Guacamole Chipotle's Sales are Slipping Faster Than a Villain's Grip on World Domination!

  • Wed 23 April, 2025 20:17
  • 2 minutes to read
Eli Lilly files lawsuits against four telehealth companies for allegedly selling compounded versions of their weight loss and diabetes drugs, claiming deceptive practices and safety concerns. image
Health Care

Double O Heaven or Weight Loss Hell Eli Lilly Sues Telehealth Companies!

  • Wed 23 April, 2025 10:30
  • 3 minutes to read
Sam Altman steps down as chairman of Oklo, fueling speculation of OpenAI partnership and a power grab for AI data centers. image
Headlines

Nuclear Meltdown! Sam Altman Ditches Reactor Job For AI Domination?!

  • Tue 22 April, 2025 20:16
  • 3 minutes to read
James Bond investigates Jim Cramer's claim that the current market downturn is artificially induced and could be reversed with simple policy changes, much like the 2011 crisis. image
Headlines

Is the Market Really in a "Manufactured" Crisis? Bond Investigates!

  • Mon 21 April, 2025 23:06
  • 2 minutes to read
A recap of Monday's market mayhem, as seen through the eyes of a seasoned (and licensed to kill) investor. image
Headlines

Dow Plunges! Is Trump's Fed Feud Dooming Your Portfolio?

  • Mon 21 April, 2025 16:09
  • 2 minutes to read
A Boeing 737 Max, destined for China, makes an unexpected return to the U.S. amidst escalating trade tensions, leaving deliveries in limbo and the aviation industry on edge. image
Headlines

Boeing's China Dream Grounded by Trade War?!

  • Sat 19 April, 2025 16:53
  • 3 minutes to read
Netflix reports strong first-quarter performance but remains cautious about the long-term impact of economic turbulence and declining consumer sentiment. image
Media

Netflix Shaken Not Stirred! Can it Survive Economic Mayhem?

  • Thu 17 April, 2025 21:45
  • 3 minutes to read
US House Committee investigates 23andMe's bankruptcy, fearing sensitive genetic data could be compromised. image
Health Care

23andMe's DNA Secrets Up For Grabs! Is Your Genetic Data Safe From Dr Evil?!

  • Thu 17 April, 2025 13:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Nissan aims to maximize production at its largest US plant in response to potential tariffs, focusing on domestic growth and adjusting vehicle sourcing. image
Autos

Nissan's American Revolution! Can They Dodge Trump's Tariffs?

  • Wed 16 April, 2025 19:00
  • 2 minutes to read

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