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East Coast airports brace for chaos as Winter Storm blankets the region, leaving travelers stranded and dreaming of donuts. image

D'oh No Flights Massive Winter Storm Grounds East Coast Travel

Sun 22 February, 2026 04:16
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Homer contemplates the stock market while enjoying a donut. A risky strategy but could pay off image

D'oh Stocks Go Up, Stocks Go Down Homer's Guide to the Market Rollercoaster

Fri 20 February, 2026 17:38
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Learning Resources CEO Rick Woldenberg celebrating the Supreme Court's decision, proving even toy companies can stick it to the man, woohoo image

Supreme Court Sides With Toy Company Doh

Fri 20 February, 2026 17:15
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Doordash stock goes up, maybe to buy more donuts Donut, is there anything they can't do image

Doordash Stock Jumps Despite Earnings Stumble: Mmm, Stock Jumps

Thu 19 February, 2026 21:04
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Cubans face tough times as fuel shortages and economic pressures mount. Doh image

Cuba's in a Pickle D'oh What's Next

Sat 14 February, 2026 06:58
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Taiwan and US officials celebrate a trade agreement that lowers tariffs and boosts trade. Donuts maybe? image

Mmm, Trade Deals Taiwan Sweetens Pot for US Goods

Thu 12 February, 2026 23:50
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The Panama Canal, where more than just ships are passing through. Legal threats and geopolitical tension are making waves. image

D'oh-h! Panama Canal Drama: China, USA, and My Afternoon Nap Interrupted

Fri 13 February, 2026 04:54
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The market takes a Homer-esque tumble as AI fears and frosty weather combine to spook investors. image

Market D'oh-nut Dive Blamed on Scary Robots and Cold Weather

Thu 12 February, 2026 19:18
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India and the US navigate tricky trade waters, like me trying to navigate a buffet table. image

India and US Trade Deal A Doh-lightful Reset or Just Half-Baked

Thu 12 February, 2026 09:10
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The Nikkei 225 is reaching unprecedented heights, but some experts are telling Japan

Nikkei Goes to the Moon D'oh Japan Stock Market Hits New Highs

Thu 12 February, 2026 02:08
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