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NASA's rocket launches and space views are coming to Netflix, but don't worry, it's still free on their app. Mmm, space... image

Doh! NASA's Space Stuff Lands on Netflix! Woohoo!

Mon 30 June, 2025 18:49
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D'oh! Britain scores a trade deal with America, meaning maybe cheaper British cars for Homer, but still gotta figure out those metal thingies. Woohoo? image

Mmm, Tariffs! U.K. Trade Deal With U.S. Makes My Brain Hurt (But Maybe My Car Cheaper?)

Mon 30 June, 2025 08:23
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Some smart guy says all this AI stuff is gonna make us rich, and even replace some of us! D'oh! image

Mmm...Trillions! AI Investments are Making Doughnuts, Er, Money!

Sat 28 June, 2025 12:48
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Homer Simpson reports on how the stock market is doing, AI's role, and whether he should sell the TV to buy more donuts... I mean, stocks! image

Doh! Stocks Hit New Highs! Is This The End of My Beer Money?

Fri 27 June, 2025 16:22
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Looks like the tariffs are playing a game of Twister with Trump, bending and stretching all over the place! Mmm, tariffs. image

Trump's Tariff Tango: Deadline? Doh! More Like a Maybe-Line!

Thu 26 June, 2025 19:38
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Homer Simpson reports on Ant Group's new AI health app, AQ, that promises to bring speedy doctor access and advice, potentially spreading faster than a box of donuts at a police convention. image

Doh! China's AI Doc App Wants to Answer My Questions... Before I Even Ask Them!

Thu 26 June, 2025 10:59
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Southwest Airlines is considering adding airport lounges, premium seating, and even international flights. Could this be the dawn of a new, slightly fancier, Southwest? image

Woohoo! Southwest Airlines May Finally Get With the Times (and Maybe Serve Donuts in Lounges?)

Wed 25 June, 2025 19:31
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AeroVironment, those drone-slinging geniuses, raked in more moolah than expected, sending their stock sky-high like a donut escaping my grasp. They even bought BlueHalo! Mmm, Halo... image

Doh! Drones Make Dough! AeroVironment Stock Soars Higher Than My Hairline!

Wed 25 June, 2025 14:20
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Homer Simpson reports on the wild world of Wall Street, where cruise lines are sailin' high, bitcoin's gettin' mined, and defense stocks are takin' a nosedive... D'oh! image

Doh! Stocks Go Up, Stocks Go Down, But Cruise Ships Keep Floatin'!

Tue 24 June, 2025 17:01
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Homer Simpson reports on how a ceasefire between Iran and Israel caused oil prices to plummet, potentially saving money for donuts and beer. image

Doh! Oil Prices Crash After Ceasefire! Where's My Duff?

Tue 24 June, 2025 08:15
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