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After a week of rollercoaster rides and tariff tantrums, tech stocks are bouncing back like a trampoline full of donuts! image

Doh! Technology Stocks Bounce Back Like a Super Ball After a Nuclear Explosion!

Fri 11 April, 2025 15:53
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Homer Simpson reports on the U.S. raising tariffs on Chinese imports, potentially impacting prices and availability of goods, while China seeks alternative markets and strategies to cope with the economic fallout. Mmm, strategies... image

Triple Digit Tariffs?!?! DOH! Will I Still Get My Donuts Cheap?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 06:12
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Homer Simpson reports on how Trump's tariffs are impacting prices on Amazon, potentially making even donuts more expensive. Mmm, donuts! image

Doh! Trumps Tariffs are Making Me Pay More for Donuts on Amazon!

Thu 10 April, 2025 14:23
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After Trump's tariff taco, Apple's stock goes 'Woohoo!' up thanks to a tariff timeout, adding a mountain of money to their pile. image

Doh! Did Trump Just Make Apple Stock Delicious Again?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 21:21
3 minutes to read

India's central bank cuts interest rates amidst growth concerns and US tariffs, but don't worry, inflation is cooling down...like my beer after Marge yells at me! image

Doh! India's Money Gets a Haircut! Will My Samosas Still Be Cheap?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 05:47
3 minutes to read

Homer Simpson dives deep into the world of dividend investing, explaining how regular income can keep you from making boneheaded financial decisions, even when the market goes 'D'oh!' image

Mmm Dividends! The Secret To Not Screwing Up Your Investments Is Easier Than Getting Out Of Jury Duty!

Tue 08 April, 2025 15:27
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Market swings got you down? Experts say hold on to your Duff, er, stocks! Here's why you shouldn't panic and miss out on the dough! image

Doh! Should You Sell Your Stocks or Just Eat a Donut?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 20:50
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Like a roller coaster at Krustyland, the stock market's been wild! Experts say don't bail out, or you might miss the sweet, sweet bounce back. Mmm, bounce back... image

Doh! Stocks Go Up and Down Like My Pants at a Duff Factory! Should I Panic?

Mon 07 April, 2025 20:50
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Wall Street strategists are running around like chickens with their heads cut off, slashing their S&P 500 targets faster than I can eat a box of donuts! Time to panic buy donuts… I mean, gold! image

Doh! Is the Stock Market Going to Zero?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 13:14
3 minutes to read

Homer Simpson reports on how budget cuts are making it harder to help folks after that big shaky-shake in Myanmar. Mmm, shaky-shake... image

Doh! Trump Fires Aid Workers During Earthquake Relief?! Blame Canada!

Sun 06 April, 2025 10:20
2 minutes to read