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Top dogs at Palantir are sellin' off their stock, but the company says, 'Don't have a cow, man! We're still gonna dominate!' image

Doh! Palantir Execs Cash Out Like It's Free Donuts!

Fri 23 May, 2025 13:25
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Microsoft employees are raising eyebrows after emails with certain words like

Microsoft Email Blockade: Doh! Did They Block "Donut" Too?

Thu 22 May, 2025 21:57
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Boeing and Airbus slowdowns mean fewer planes, but airlines are still hoping for a sweet, sweet summer of vacation money. Mmm, vacation money... image

Doh! No New Planes?! Airlines Stuck in La-La Land!

Thu 22 May, 2025 14:22
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Nike jacks up prices thanks to tariffs, but don't worry, kid's shoes and Air Force 1s are safe… for now! image

Doh! Nike Prices Going Up Faster Than I Can Eat a Donut!

Wed 21 May, 2025 20:38
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Airline CEOs are squawking for Congress to cough up billions to fix the air traffic control system, which they say is older than Grampa Simpson and just as likely to cause a kerfuffle. image

Doh! Airlines Say Air Traffic Control is Failing Us! Need More Dough-nuts... I Mean, Dollars!

Wed 21 May, 2025 14:13
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CEOs are saying consumer spending is a mixed bag, with some folks tightening their belts and others still splurging like there's no Duffman! image

Doh! Consumer Spending's a Mess! But Maybe Not... Mmm, Travel!

Tue 20 May, 2025 21:15
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Homer Simpson dives into today's stock market news, from Home Depot to CATL, with a sprinkle of satire and a whole lot of 'Mmm, money!' image

D'oh! Homer's Guide to Stocks: From Donuts to Dow Jones!

Tue 20 May, 2025 13:12
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Apple's facing Judge Judy (kinda) over Fortnite's App Store return, and someone's gotta 'fess up if they don't play nice! image

Doh! Apple's in a Sticky Situation with Fortnite – Time for Donuts and Court!

Mon 19 May, 2025 20:22
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Actress Keke Palmer reveals her secret to financial security: living way, WAY below her means, just like me when Marge lets me handle the checkbook! image

Keke Palmer's Dough-Nut Wisdom: Living Like a Flanders When You're Makin' Like a Burns!

Sat 17 May, 2025 13:15
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Experts are saying gold could reach $5,000, and Bitcoin is like gold's crazy cousin! Mmm, gold... image

Doh! Gold Rush 2.0? Experts Say Shiny Metal Could Hit $5,000!

Fri 16 May, 2025 15:02
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