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The Federal Reserve holds steady amidst tariff tensions, leaving wallets feeling the burn. Looks like we're stuck with these interest rates, soldier. Time to adapt or die. image

Wake Me When Inflation Ends: Fed Rate Freeze Leaves Consumers in Cryo-Sleep

Wed 07 May, 2025 18:27
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Tech giant Google partners with Elementl Power to explore advanced nuclear reactors for powering data centers, aiming to meet the insatiable energy demands of AI and American innovation. Wake me when we get Fusion. image

Google Goes Nuclear: Cortana, Hold My Fusion Core!

Wed 07 May, 2025 11:02
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Former golf pro Michelle Wie West invests in Togethxr, aiming to boost women's sports, echoing the sentiment: 'We must fight harder!' image

Michelle Wie West: From Fairway Queen to Women's Sports Champion - 'I Need a Weapon' (of Opportunity!)

Tue 06 May, 2025 19:37
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Wells Fargo thinks Walmart's got a shot at thriving, even if the economy takes a plasma grenade to the face. But I've seen tougher odds. image

Walmart: More Than Meets the Eye? Even the Chief Agrees They Might Just Survive This

Tue 06 May, 2025 12:10
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The S&P 500 stumbled, gold surged, and investors are holding their breath tighter than a Grunt facing a Plasma Grenade. image

S&P 500's Winning Streak: Did Someone Say... Bear-Market Rally?

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:12
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Footwear giant Skechers is acquired by 3G Capital, marking the end of its public journey amid trade war woes. Could this be the Arbiter of their future, or will they need a weapon? image

Skechers Gets Booted: Private Equity Firm 3G Capital Steps In for a $63 Per Share Deal

Mon 05 May, 2025 13:53
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Singapore's PAP secures another term amidst economic uncertainty, leaving Master Chief wondering if they need a Spartan. image

Singapore Still Needs a Weapon? Ruling Party Wins, But Global Threats Loom

Sun 04 May, 2025 01:36
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The Trump administration's proposed budget slashes NASA's funding, shifting focus to Mars with a $1 billion boost, while SpaceX stands ready to launch humanity into the Red Planet. image

Trump's Gamble: NASA's Budget Cuts Send Agency to Mars, Leave Moon Dust Behind!

Fri 02 May, 2025 19:39
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U.S. Retailers grapple with tariff uncertainties as they try to stock shelves with Christmas merchandise, facing potential disruptions from China. image

Wake Me When Christmas Creep is Over: Tariffs Threaten Holiday Cheer!

Fri 02 May, 2025 09:34
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Apple's earnings report shows a mixed bag: hardware shines, services falter slightly, and Tim Cook navigates tariff threats like I navigate a Wraith. image

Apple's Fiscal Q2: Did They Stick the Landing, or Did the Covenant Get There First?

Thu 01 May, 2025 22:08
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