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Analyzing Trump's economic projections against historical data, questioning the likelihood of a significant boom under current policies. image

Wake Me When the Boom Happens: Trump's Economic Promises vs. Reality – Believe It When You See It!

Mon 09 June, 2025 18:14
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Britain's financial watchdog partners with NVIDIA, creating a 'Supercharged Sandbox' for banks to safely experiment with AI, aiming to boost innovation and tackle privacy concerns. Because apparently, AI and finances aren't already scary enough. image

FCA Enlists NVIDIA: Humanity's Last Stand Against... Financial AI?

Mon 09 June, 2025 07:03
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German Chancellor's visit to the U.S. overshadowed by Musk-Trump spat, but seen as a positive step avoiding potential pitfalls and establishing common ground. image

Merz Survived Trump's Oval Office: A Win or Just Dumb Luck?

Fri 06 June, 2025 14:23
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Global spirit makers face challenges as tariffs, boycotts, and changing drinking habits create a perfect storm, potentially leading to a permanent hangover for the industry. image

Cognac Down! Tariffs and Boycotts Threaten to Send Spirits Industry Into a Dry Spell!

Sat 07 June, 2025 03:33
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Master Chief reports on Elon Musk's fiery opposition to Trump's tax-cut bill, sparking a battle that could decide the fate of the galaxy... or at least, America's economy. image

Elon Musk to Congress: 'Kill the Bill!' (Or I'll Send in the Spartans)

Wed 04 June, 2025 19:57
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Ford's May sales surge, fueled by ICE and hybrid models, offsets EV dip amid tariff talks and employee pricing, proving that sometimes, old-school power still wins the race. image

Ford's ICE Comeback: Did Someone Say 'Need for Speed'?

Tue 03 June, 2025 14:45
2 minutes to read

Major retailers like Walmart, Target, and Best Buy are hiking prices due to tariffs, while others scramble for cover. Buckle up, Spartans, your grocery bill is about to get a whole lot heavier. image

Retail Apocalypse Now? Tariffs Send Prices Soaring Higher Than a Banshee's Scream!

Sat 31 May, 2025 12:00
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Jeep unveils the 2025 Cherokee, aiming for a comeback with hybrid options and competitive pricing, but will it be enough to stop their sales slump? image

Jeep's New Cherokee: More Bang for Your Buck, or Just Another Warthog?

Thu 29 May, 2025 16:21
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India's economic rise is making waves, but is it ready for Legendary difficulty? Master Chief investigates. image

India Ascendant: Fourth Largest Economy or Just a Rookie?

Thu 29 May, 2025 07:37
3 minutes to read

The video game retailer dives headfirst into Bitcoin, sparking market buzz and a few raised eyebrows. Is this the future, or just another level? image

GameStop Goes Crypto: Master Chief Weighs In!

Wed 28 May, 2025 20:00
3 minutes to read