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New polls show a drop in President Trump's approval ratings as his first 100 days approach, sparking skepticism about his policies. Could things get worse? I need a weapon. image

Wake Me When the Approval Ratings End: Trump's Numbers Take a Dive!

Sun 27 April, 2025 19:17
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Master Chief reports on Lending Tree data revealing Americans' increasing reliance on 'buy now, pay later' for groceries and the risks involved. Sounds like a job for a Spartan... and maybe a financial advisor. image

Chief's Take: Is Humanity's Budget About to Crack Like the Ark's Defense Grid?

Sat 26 April, 2025 11:00
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Master Chief reports on Alphabet's surprising stock surge amidst AI competition and economic uncertainty – a must-read for any Spartan investing his credits! image

Alphabet Stock Surges: Even the Chief Needs New AI Overviews!

Fri 25 April, 2025 13:45
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Master Chief reports on the impending retail shortages caused by trade war tariffs, impacting everything from apparel to action figures. Lock and load, people, it's about to get real. image

Wake Me When You Need Me: Retail Apocalypse Looming Over Tariff Troubles!

Thu 24 April, 2025 19:25
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The Chief dives into today's market news, from trade talks with China to surprising stock shifts, with a little humor and a lot of plasma grenades. image

Cortana, Analyze! Master Chief's Take on Today's Top 10 Market Moves

Thu 24 April, 2025 13:31
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Revolut hits $1 billion in profit, eyes UK banking dominance and a future IPO, leaving rivals like Monzo and Starling in the dust. image

Revolut Banks a Billion! Is This the Start of a New Financial Era?!

Thu 24 April, 2025 06:18
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Revolut, the British fintech company, reports its first $1 billion annual profit, signaling a major step towards its IPO and UK banking ambitions. Seems like even they're aiming higher, maybe for a new Halo ring? image

Revolut Just Hit $1 Billion Profit! Could This Be Our Ticket Off This Rock?

Thu 24 April, 2025 06:18
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Activist investor Elliott takes a 5% stake in BP, pushing the company to refocus on oil and gas, leading to a volatile week for BP shares. image

BP's Oil U-Turn! Is This the End of Green Energy Dreams?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 15:36
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Master Chief reports on the US Treasury yields, trade war tensions, and whispers of de-escalation. Could this be our 'huge win'? image

Did the US Treasury Just Get Halo'd?! Trade War De-Escalation Incoming!

Tue 22 April, 2025 18:17
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A look at how recent tariff changes and trade tensions between the U.S. and China are impacting dropshipping businesses and what the future holds for these entrepreneurs. image

Trump's Tariffs DESTROYING Dropshipping Businesses! Is This The End?

Tue 22 April, 2025 03:15
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