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Ryan Roslansky gets extra role at Microsoft, to manage Office and M365 Copilot. Will this mean more free time for Quagmire or just more spreadsheets? Giggity! image

Giggity! LinkedIn CEO Gets Promoted to Office Gig - More Time-Saving for Humping?

Wed 04 June, 2025 15:50
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Leapmotor and Aito are making record deliveries while other EV startups in China are struggling to keep up as the price war intensifies, BYD still on top! image

Giggity! Chinese Electric Cars Surge While Others Flounder Amidst Price Wars

Mon 02 June, 2025 08:47
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China's factories are embracing AI and robotics, making them even harder to resist for American businesses. Giggity! image

Giggity! China's Factories Get a High-Tech Makeover, and Uncle Quagmire Approves!

Wed 04 June, 2025 06:43
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Costco defies tariff troubles and membership hiccups, serving up surprisingly tasty profits and solid sales. Giggity! image

Giggity! Costco's Massive Margins Make Me Say Alright!

Thu 29 May, 2025 23:40
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The 'Magnificent Seven' stocks are surprisingly cheaper than they were at the start of 2025, while the rest of the market is looking a little too pricey, says some lady from Empower Investments. image

Giggity! Magnificent Seven Stock Prices Drop Faster Than My Pants!

Thu 29 May, 2025 16:20
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Investors are buying insurance against a potential US debt default, but is it real fear or just political posturing? Quagmire weighs in. image

Giggity! Investors Get the Jitters as US Debt Gets Risky...Or Do They?

Wed 28 May, 2025 23:49
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Jefferies analyst says generative AI could revolutionize drug discovery, saving billions and years, and even Quagmire thinks that's pretty hot! image

Giggity! AI to Supercharge Biotech Stocks, Says Some Smart Guy (and Quagmire Agrees!)

Wed 28 May, 2025 17:03
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Quagmire reports on how generative AI could be the Viagra biotech stocks desperately need, potentially saving billions and years in drug development. image

Giggity! AI to Supercharge Biotech Stocks and Maybe My Love Life!

Wed 28 May, 2025 17:03
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ASML's market value plummets by over $130 billion amid China export restrictions and U.S. tariff fears. Is this the end of giggity, or just a temporary setback? image

Giggity! ASML's Value Takes a Dive: Blame China and Maybe Trump's Hair?

Wed 28 May, 2025 10:02
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Elon Musk vows to refocus on Tesla and SpaceX after Twitter (X) fumbles, leaving yours truly wondering if he needs a 'giggity'-good distraction. image

Giggity! Elon Says He's Back in the Game: More Tesla, Less Twitter Twaddle!

Tue 27 May, 2025 16:14
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