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Geralt of Rivia reports on Hong Kong's new stablecoin bill, navigating the murky waters of crypto regulation with a Witcher's wit and wisdom. image

Hong Kong Tames the Basilisk: Stablecoin Regulation Arrives!

Thu 22 May, 2025 11:14
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Luxury parka maker Canada Goose defies economic headwinds with strong earnings, leaving analysts baffled like a Noonwraith in broad daylight. image

Canada Goose Dodges Tariff Blizzard: More Coin Than a Witcher's Contract?

Wed 21 May, 2025 20:09
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Geralt of Rivia reports on the recent spike in mortgage rates and its impact on the housing market, offering a Witcher's perspective on navigating these troubled financial waters. image

Mortgage Rates Howl Like a Noonwraith: Witcher's Guide to Surviving the Housing Market

Wed 21 May, 2025 11:21
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Geralt of Rivia dissects Dan Quayle's concerns about Trump's puzzling relationship with Putin and its implications for the war in Ukraine, blending geopolitical analysis with a dose of monster-slaying cynicism. image

Trump's Tango with Putin: A Witcher's Take on Ukraine's Fate

Tue 20 May, 2025 20:25
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Geralt of Rivia reports on how retail investors are bucking the trend, buying stocks in record numbers despite Moody's downgrade of the US credit rating. Are they brave, foolish, or just plain stubborn? Place your bets! image

Toss a Coin to Your Stockbroker? Retail Investors Defy Moody's and Buy the Dip!

Tue 20 May, 2025 12:26
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A Witcher's guide to navigating the monster-infested markets: How smart retailers thrive by offering value and building loyal followings despite tariff woes. image

Toss a Coin to Your Retailer: Value and Loyalty Prevail Amidst Tariff Troubles

Mon 19 May, 2025 17:27
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Former President Joe Biden diagnosed with aggressive prostate cancer, prompting well-wishes and treatment considerations amidst political reflections. image

Biden Battles the Black Shuck: Ex-Prez Faces Aggressive Prostate Cancer

Sun 18 May, 2025 22:06
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Geralt of Rivia reports on Nissan's potential plant closures worldwide, a tale of cost cuts, broken promises, and echoes of the Trial of the Grasses. image

Toss a Coin to Your Mechanic: Nissan's Axing Factories Like Monsters in a Swamp

Sat 17 May, 2025 05:58
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Amidst market struggles and disappointing trial results, Novo Nordisk CEO Lars Fruergaard Jørgensen steps down, leaving the future of Wegovy uncertain. image

Toss a Coin to Your New CEO? Novo Nordisk Boss Gets the Boot!

Fri 16 May, 2025 14:20
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Former Walmart U.S. CEO suggests the retail giant might be exaggerating the impact of tariffs, citing healthy profit margins and price deflation. image

Walmart's Waters Run Deep: Ex-CEO Smells a Rat in Tariff Talk

Thu 15 May, 2025 23:53
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