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The European Union slaps Apple and Meta with massive fines for breaching digital competition laws, proving even the biggest monsters can be brought to heel. image

Apple and Meta Busted! EU Wields the Silver Sword of Regulation!

Wed 23 April, 2025 10:19
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Public opinion on Tesla and Elon Musk is turning negative, driven by controversial political stances and alienating potential buyers, while surprisingly, electric vehicles maintain a positive outlook among certain demographics. image

Tesla's Gone Sour Than a Brewed Tawny Owl! Even Musk is In Trouble!

Tue 22 April, 2025 18:23
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Trump's renewed attacks on Fed Chair Powell send markets into a tailspin, gold soars, and investors run for cover. Plus, Tesla's woes and a pause in Amazon's data center plans. And the passing of Pope Francis. image

Trump vs Powell! Will the Economy Survive This Brawl?

Tue 22 April, 2025 00:56
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Wall Street analysts are tossing crowns of praise at Netflix after a surprisingly strong first quarter, but is it enough to make me, Geralt of Rivia, invest my hard-earned coin? image

Netflix Stock Soars! Is This the Sign of the Conjunction of Spheres?!

Mon 21 April, 2025 10:57
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Elliott Investment Management takes a significant stake in HPE, eyeing a potential turnaround and increased shareholder value amid market undervaluation and a stalled Juniper Networks acquisition. image

Hewlett Packard Enterprise Stock is a Beast! Elliott's Stake Could Unleash a Witcher's Potion of Profit!

Sat 19 April, 2025 12:03
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Geralt of Rivia dissects Netflix's latest earnings report, finding humor and a touch of Witcher wisdom amidst the streaming giant's financial success. image

Netflix Just Did WHAT?! Shocking Numbers Revealed!

Thu 17 April, 2025 20:17
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Technology stocks take a tumble as Nvidia and AMD face the music from Trump's tariff plans, signaling potential trouble for the chipmaking sector and the broader market. image

Tariffs Strike Again! Are Your Investments Safe From This Political Witcher?

Wed 16 April, 2025 18:13
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Geralt of Rivia reports on the strange phenomenon of humans panic-buying cars amidst tariff threats, a situation stranger than a noonwraith in broad daylight. image

Tariffs Driving Car Sales Bonanza or Impending Doom! A Witcher's Take!

Wed 16 April, 2025 12:27
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Geralt of Rivia reports on the dollar's recent dip, while questioning experts and pondering the true value of coin, contracts, and maybe a Gwent card or two. image

Dollar Doomed or Just a Hiccup! Even a Witcher Needs Coin!

Tue 15 April, 2025 17:30
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A Witcher's take on the recent U.S. Treasury market turmoil, exploring potential culprits and the implications of dwindling confidence in American policies. Yen anyone? image

Treasury Apocalypse Now! Is the US Economy About to Get Geralted?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 07:53
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