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Reports indicate rising investor anxiety over potential U.S. debt struggles, leading to increased insurance purchases against default, yet experts suggest this reflects political concerns rather than imminent financial doom. image

A Shadow of Doubt? Investors Eye U.S. Debt with Wary Insurance, But Fear Not, For Now!

Wed 28 May, 2025 23:49
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Despite tariff woes and a slashed profit outlook, Abercrombie & Fitch shares soar, leaving even Gandalf pondering the ways of the stock market. image

Abercrombie's Tariff Troubles: A Wizard's Take on Wall Street's Wild Ride

Wed 28 May, 2025 15:54
3 minutes to read

Gandalf reports on Elon Musk's rededication to Tesla, positive developments in US trade, and their impact on the stock market, mixed with a touch of wizardly humor and caution. image

Musk's Focus and Trade Winds: A Wizard's Take on Market Movements

Wed 28 May, 2025 06:30
4 minutes to read

The Trump administration cuts federal contracts with Harvard, citing discrimination, leading to a financial and legal battle that echoes the struggles of Middle-earth, only with fewer dragons and more lawyers. image

Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But Harvard's Funding Seems To Be!

Tue 27 May, 2025 12:42
3 minutes to read

Gandalf reports on Southwest Airlines' shift to baggage fees, a tale of changing times and the end of an era, leaving even loyalists wondering if all that is gold does not glitter. image

Alas, Poor Southwest! Even Airlines Must Pass... to Baggage Fees!

Mon 26 May, 2025 12:00
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A dark cloud has fallen upon the skies of air travel as Southwest Airlines, succumbing to the lure of gold, ends its cherished 'two free bags' policy, ushering in a new era of baggage fees and basic economy woes. image

Fly, You Fools! Southwest Airlines Sacrifices Free Bags to the Baggage Fee Balrog!

Mon 26 May, 2025 12:00
4 minutes to read

A controversial tax bill threatens to undo the progress of renewable energy, potentially surrendering America's technological edge and darkening homes across the land. image

A Shadow Falls: Will the Sun Set on Solar Power?

Sat 24 May, 2025 12:49
3 minutes to read

A judge temporarily blocks the Trump administration's attempt to ban international students from Harvard, raising questions of academic freedom and political retribution. image

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost, But Harvard Students Were About To Be!

Fri 23 May, 2025 16:52
3 minutes to read

A federal judge temporarily blocks the Trump administration's ban on Harvard enrolling international students, prompting Gandalf to weigh in with wisdom, wit, and a touch of Middle-earth magic. image

Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But Harvard Students Almost Were: A Gandalfian Perspective

Fri 23 May, 2025 16:52
3 minutes to read

Gandalf the Grey reports on the growing geopolitical tensions in the Arctic, where Russia's frosty grip is being challenged by the West's awakening interest. image

Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But Russia Might Be: A Wizard's Eye on the Arctic Chill

Fri 23 May, 2025 05:04
3 minutes to read