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Once beloved Tesla faces backlash as owners and investors grow weary of Elon Musk's political ventures, leading to plummeting values and disillusioned fans. image

Fool of a Took! Tesla's Shine Dimmed by Musk's Political Meanderings

Mon 05 May, 2025 15:08
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Gandalf reports on the impending tariff on foreign films, a move that threatens to plunge the movie industry into a second darkness, or perhaps just a very long sequel. image

A Shadow Looms Over Hollywood: Trump Declares War on Foreign Films!

Mon 05 May, 2025 01:24
3 minutes to read

Berkshire Hathaway's Q1 earnings stumble amidst tariff uncertainty, but the old wizard still holds a mighty hoard and a glimmer of hope. image

A Shadow Falls on Berkshire Hathaway: Buffett's Earnings Face the Tariff Dragon!

Sat 03 May, 2025 14:12
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Gandalf the Grey delves into the curious case of the Nasdaq's resurgence, weighing market momentum and magical options. image

Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But Tech Stocks Might Be Found: A Wizard's Wager on the Nasdaq

Fri 02 May, 2025 15:37
3 minutes to read

Gandalf the Grey reports on Standard Chartered's exceeding first-quarter profit expectations, fueled by wealth management, global markets, and a touch of dwarven stubbornness in the face of tariffs. image

A Wizard's Take: Standard Chartered's Quarter One Triumph - Not All Who Wander Are Lost (Especially in Wealth Management)!

Fri 02 May, 2025 06:27
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Gandalf the Grey examines the unsettling economic forecasts, pondering if a tariff-induced funk is merely a passing squall or a prelude to a deeper, more sinister economic winter. image

A Shadow of Doubt Looms Over the US Economy: Will the April Jobs Report Herald a New Mordor?

Thu 01 May, 2025 19:04
4 minutes to read

Gandalf the Grey reveals the secrets of boosting your retirement savings with after-tax 401(k) contributions, a path to tax-free income for the wise investor. image

Fly, You Fools, Into Financial Freedom: A Wizard's Guide to 401(k)s

Thu 01 May, 2025 13:57
4 minutes to read

A shadow falls across the Shire! European companies are raising prices for American consumers due to U.S. import tariffs, threatening wallets and causing a ripple effect across the land. image

Not All That Glitters is Gold: European Companies Hike Prices in Response to U.S. Tariffs

Thu 01 May, 2025 04:01
3 minutes to read

Gandalf reports on the troubling cuts to minority health offices within the Department of Health and Human Services, casting a grim light on the potential consequences for the vulnerable and the future of American healthcare. image

A Shadow Falls: RFK Jr. Dismantles Health Equity, A Wizard's Warning

Wed 30 April, 2025 17:37
5 minutes to read

Gandalf reports on a troubling slowdown in hiring, echoing uncertainties over trade and economic policies. image

A Shadow Looms Over the Shire: Job Growth Falters!

Wed 30 April, 2025 12:26
3 minutes to read