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A proposed change to the Earned Income Tax Credit (EITC) threatens to burden low-income filers and delay tax refunds, raising concerns among experts and lawmakers. Is this another ploy by the dark forces? image

A Shadow Falls on the Earned Income Tax Credit! Is This a Mordor Scheme?

Tue 10 June, 2025 14:27
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Private equity giants are turning their gaze to Europe, seeing opportunity amidst the political and economic shifts. But be warned, even investment gold can glitter deceivingly. image

Europe Awakens: Is the Old World the New Investment Middle-earth?

Mon 09 June, 2025 23:09
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Gandalf the Grey (and frugal) reveals the hidden treasures within your credit cards – statement credits! Learn how to avoid being a mithril-headed ninny and claim your rightful savings. image

A Wizard's Guide to Gandalfing Your Finances: Are You Leaving Free Money on the Table, You Fools?

Mon 09 June, 2025 13:30
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Ramit Sethi, the financial guru, reveals the fiery trial that was negotiating a prenup with his wife, Cassandra, highlighting the emotional side of money matters. image

Not All That Glitters is Gold: Millionaire's Prenup Proves Even Dragons Have Financial Squabbles

Sun 08 June, 2025 14:00
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Planet Labs stock price soars as the satellite imagery company reports its first-ever positive free cash flow, leaving analysts (and perhaps Sauron) watching from above. image

Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But Planet Labs Just Found Their Way To Profit!

Thu 05 June, 2025 17:11
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Capital One follows the path of Amex and Chase, tightening airport lounge access due to overcrowding, leaving families lighter of pocket but perhaps still heavier of heart. image

Fly, You Fools! (But Bring Your Gold): Airport Lounges Raise the Barricades!

Sat 07 June, 2025 13:00
4 minutes to read

Nissan's new CEO, Ivan Espinosa, offers timeless wisdom (and a bit of a pep talk) for leaders facing turbulent times, as CEO departures reach record highs. image

Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But CEOs Might Be: Gandalf's Guide to Navigating Mordor-Sized Challenges

Wed 04 June, 2025 14:52
4 minutes to read

A Colorado man is charged with hate crimes and attempted murder after allegedly attacking pro-Israel demonstrators with Molotov cocktails, revealing a darkness that threatens to engulf even the Shire-like innocence of Boulder. image

A Shadow of Mordor in Boulder: Man Faces Attempted Murder Charges for Fiery Attack

Mon 02 June, 2025 20:12
2 minutes to read

A wizard analyzes Costco's latest earnings, tariff woes, and strategic maneuvers in the retail realm, finding both shadows and glimmers of hope amidst market fluctuations. image

Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But Costco Shareholders Might Be Slightly Down

Thu 29 May, 2025 23:11
3 minutes to read

Gandalf the Grey deciphers Nvidia's latest financial runes, revealing a tale of soaring sales, geopolitical shadows, and the quest for AI dominance. image

Nvidia's Crystal Ball: A Wizard's Look at Chips, Clouds, and China's Curious Case

Thu 29 May, 2025 14:06
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