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Sources whisper of a luxurious gift from Qatar to Trump: a Boeing 747-8 jet, potentially as a replacement for the delayed Air Force One. Legal scholars sharpen their quills, and Gandalf sharpens his wit. image

Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But Trump Might Be Getting a Free Plane!

Sun 11 May, 2025 17:56
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Gandalf the Grey reports on the unsettling whispers from across the sea, where the very foundations of freedom tremble under the weight of a potential suspension of Habeas Corpus in the land of eagles. image

Ash Nazg Durbatulûk, Ash Nazg Gimbatul: One Writ to Bind Them All?

Fri 09 May, 2025 22:15
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Gandalf the Grey reports on the impending art auction showdown in New York, where a billion-dollar question hangs in the balance: will the art market rebound, or will it fade into the shadows? image

Not All That Glitters is Gold: Art Market Faces Billion-Dollar Test, Can It Pass?

Fri 09 May, 2025 14:06
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Despite a better-than-expected profit report, Affirm's future revenue forecast disappoints analysts, causing a dip in the stock market, as the winds of economic uncertainty howl across the land. image

A Shadow of Doubt? Affirm's Forecast Fails to Charm, Shares Stumble!

Thu 08 May, 2025 20:21
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Gandalf the Grey reports on the recent FTX lawsuit dismissal, finding the legal proceedings as perplexing as a hobbit's riddles. image

Not All That Glitters is Gold: FTX Celebrity Lawsuit Fizzles, a Wizard's Perspective

Thu 08 May, 2025 14:12
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Apple's Eddy Cue hints at a future where AI search engines reign supreme, shaking the foundations of Google's empire and casting a pall over the lucrative partnership between Apple and Alphabet. image

A Shadow of Doubt Falls on Silicon Valley: Will AI Usurp the Throne of Google?

Wed 07 May, 2025 20:33
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Gandalf the Grey reports on a perplexing rise in used car prices, spurred by tariffs and market whims, leaving Middle-earth's Shire-folk scratching their heads and tightening their coin purses. image

Not All Who Wander Are Lost... But Some Used Car Prices Are Headed Sky High!

Wed 07 May, 2025 15:33
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Gandalf the Grey reports on escalating tensions between India and Pakistan, a conflict steeped in history and fraught with peril, urging restraint and a return to the path of reason. image

A Shadow Stirring in the East: India and Pakistan on the Brink!

Wed 07 May, 2025 00:16
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The Trump administration restarts student loan collection after a five-year pause, threatening federal benefits and wages of millions. Gandalf weighs in on this concerning turn of events. image

A Shadow Falls: Trump Resumes Student Loan Collection, Gondor Calls for Aid!

Tue 06 May, 2025 16:19
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Gandalf the Grey reports on the curious case of Starbase, Texas, where rockets boom and SpaceX reigns supreme, raising questions of environmental stewardship and earthly dominion. image

A New Star Rises (and Explodes?) Musk's Starbase Takes Flight!

Mon 05 May, 2025 22:52
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