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A grim tale unfolds in Minnesota as a man faces murder charges for targeting lawmakers, a chilling reminder that even in the Shire of states, darkness can creep in. image

A Shadow Falls on Minnesota: A Dark Deed Uncovered!

Mon 16 June, 2025 16:24
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A modern day tale of ambition, roots, and questionable travel choices, as one brave soul dares to straddle the realms of San Francisco and Los Angeles in pursuit of career and personal fulfillment. image

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost... Just Supercommuting: A Wizard's Tale of Two Cities

Mon 16 June, 2025 00:27
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A modern day adventure of a woman who dares to split her life between two cities, chasing ambition in San Francisco while keeping her roots firmly planted in Los Angeles. A tale of flying high, balancing two worlds, and finding fortune by aeroplane. image

Not All Who Wander Are Lost, Some Are Just Supercommuters: One Woman's Tale of Ambition and Airplane Mode

Mon 16 June, 2025 00:27
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Gandalf reflects on Lindsay Lohan's commitment to a consistent morning routine, finding wisdom in her words and lessons for all, even those who battle Balrogs. image

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost, Especially If They Have a Morning Routine: A Wizard's Take on Modern Motherhood

Sat 14 June, 2025 12:30
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A wizard's wary report on market fluctuations amid geopolitical storms, stablecoin skirmishes, and the curious case of the rising oil prices. image

Middle-earth Market Meltdown: Is This the End of the Shire's Savings?

Fri 13 June, 2025 16:11
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A Judge Smacks Down Trump's Illegal Move to Federalize the California National Guard, Citing Constitutional Overreach and Setting the Stage for a Melee of Legal Battles. image

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost, But Trump's Guard Federalization Certainly Is!

Fri 13 June, 2025 02:15
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A Boeing 787 crashes shortly after takeoff in India, casting a pall over international skies and leaving many to ponder the fragility of flight and the shadow of unforeseen events. image

Alas! A Dreamliner's Fall: A Shadow Over Middle-earth and Beyond

Thu 12 June, 2025 16:18
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Gandalf the Grey reports on the diplomatic dance between the U.S. and Iran, a delicate affair with the potential to plunge the Middle-earth... I mean, Middle East, into fiery chaos. image

A Shadow of Nuclear Dread: Is Mordor Brewing in the East?

Thu 12 June, 2025 03:32
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The Fulbright Foreign Scholarship Board departs, citing undue influence, leaving a shadow over the future of international academic exchange. image

Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But Fulbright Scholars Might Be: A Board Vanishes!

Wed 11 June, 2025 16:26
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Gandalf reports on Elon Musk's planned robotaxi launch in Austin, Texas, fraught with peril and potential for comical mishap. image

Fly, You Fools! Musk's Robotaxis 'Tentatively' Invade Austin!

Wed 11 June, 2025 01:31
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