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Forrest Gump reports on Wall Street analysts suggesting Mastercard and Visa are good investments, even with all this stablecoin mumbo jumbo going on. Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get... but these stocks might be like a chocolate you DO know! image

Run, Forrest, Run... To Buy Some Stocks! (But Not Too Fast!)

Tue 24 June, 2025 10:04
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Forrest Gump explains why Super Micro's stock went down like a feather in the wind after they announced selling some convertible notes, and what that means for your mama's investment. image

Super Micro's Stock Do-Si-Do: A Forrest Gump Guide to Convertible Notes!

Mon 23 June, 2025 18:00
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Uncle Sam wants NATO allies to pony up 5% of their GDP for defense, but some folks are slower than molasses in January. Like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get! image

NATO's Big Ol' Box of Chocolates: 5% Defense Spending, You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!

Mon 23 June, 2025 06:45
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Forrest Gump reports on satellite images revealing activity at Iran's Fordo nuclear facility before some ruckus happened, leaving everyone scratchin' their heads. image

Iran's Nuclear Hide and Seek: Like a Box of Chocolates, You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!

Sun 22 June, 2025 10:10
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Forrest Gump reports on how Republicans might cut clean energy tax breaks, affecting folks buying electric cars and solar panels. Run, don't walk, if you want those savings! image

Republicans Planning To End Clean Energy Tax Breaks? That's Like Taking Away Bubba's Shrimp!

Fri 20 June, 2025 18:23
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Republicans might be takin' away tax breaks for electric cars and solar panels faster than Jenny could leave me. Experts say, 'Hurry up, Forrest!' image

Run, Don't Walk! Uncle Sam Might Stop Giving Away Candy for Clean Energy!

Fri 20 June, 2025 18:23
3 minutes to read

China's 618 shopping festival sees a sweet surge in sales, proving that even in a world of trade-in subsidies and AI marketing, retail is still running. image

China's Shopping Spree: Like a Box of Chocolates, You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!

Fri 20 June, 2025 09:04
3 minutes to read

Forrest Gump reports on Switzerland's interest rate cut, potential deflation, and the strength of the Swiss franc, pondering if negative rates are like shrimp – you can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it... image

Swiss Bank Cut Rates to Zero: Like a Box of Chocolates, You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!

Thu 19 June, 2025 07:46
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Forrest Gump reports on the stock market's ups and downs, from steel to solar and everything in between, with a little bit of Bubba Gump wisdom. image

Stupid is as Steel Does: Forrest's Take on Today's Wild Stock Market Ride

Wed 18 June, 2025 16:17
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Retail sales stumble, Trump jets early, and Treasury yields are lower than Bubba Gump's shrimp prices on a Tuesday afternoon. image

Treasury Yields Take a Dive: Is the Economy Playing Hide-and-Seek?

Tue 17 June, 2025 21:30
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