Forrest Gump - NewsRetold Latest News

Light
Dark

Showing 21 to 30 of 89 news articles

Tesla's big cheese, Elon Musk, is pulling back on political handouts, saying he's spent enough money already and doesn't see a reason to keep splashing the cash. image

Elon Says 'Bye Felicia' to Political Dough: Ain't Gonna Happen, Says He's Done Enough!

Tue 20 May, 2025 14:19
2 minutes to read

Apple's Fortnite Fumble: Judge orders Apple to explain its Fortnite delay or face the music, reminiscent of Jenny telling me to explain my feelings. It's complicated, like shrimp gumbo! image

Apple in a Pickle! Judge Says 'Show Me the Legal Authority!'

Mon 19 May, 2025 20:22
3 minutes to read

Forrest Gump reports on Qualcomm's return to the data center CPU market, linking up with Nvidia for AI dominance and making deals in Saudi Arabia. It's like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get! image

Qualcomm's Data Center Dive: Like Shrimp Boats, They're Back in Business!

Mon 19 May, 2025 08:09
3 minutes to read

Actress Keke Palmer shares her secrets to financial success, proving that living below your means can lead to a sweet life, just like a box of chocolates. image

Keke Palmer's Got Money Like Peas and Carrots: How She Keeps It Real (and Rich!)

Sat 17 May, 2025 13:15
2 minutes to read

TikTok, facing criticism over mental health impacts, introduces guided meditation and wellness features, hoping to calm troubled waters like Mama always calmed me. image

TikTok Tries Forrest Gump's Approach: "Breathe, Forrest, Breathe!" - Now With In-App Meditation

Fri 16 May, 2025 08:23
3 minutes to read

Forrest Gump reports on the kerfuffle between Apple and President Trump over making iPhones in America, even if it's like trying to catch the wind. image

Apple in a Fruit Fight? Trump Wants iPhones Made in the USA, and That's All I Have to Say About That

Thu 15 May, 2025 15:46
3 minutes to read

Forrest Gump reports on how Trump's policies impact the 'Magnificent Seven' tech stocks, with Nvidia making a comeback and Boeing striking a major deal. image

Trump's Tariffs and Tech Stocks: Like Peas and Carrots or Oil and Water?

Thu 15 May, 2025 06:30
3 minutes to read

Forrest Gump reports on David Einhorn's Lanxess investment tip at the Sohn Conference, highlighting the company's potential turnaround and tariff benefits, like finding a golden ticket in a box of chocolates. image

Life is Like a Box of Chemicals: Einhorn Bets on Lanxess!

Wed 14 May, 2025 19:58
3 minutes to read

Samsung buys a German heating and cooling company for a cool $1.68 billion. It's like investing in the future, y'know, like Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. but with less shrimp and more air! image

Samsung's Big Chill: Forrest Gump on Air Conditioning and Shrimp (It's More Alike Than You Think!)

Wed 14 May, 2025 03:16
3 minutes to read

Like peas and carrots, China and the US are kinda back together, cuttin' tariffs and makin' the stock market do the jig! image

Run, Tariffs, Run! China and America Make Up (For Now)

Tue 13 May, 2025 01:20
3 minutes to read