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Forrest Gump reports on how folks in Denmark are protesting President Trump's policies by snubbing American goods, kinda like Jenny running away from me, but with groceries. image

Danish Shoppers Say Bye Bye to American Products! Is This the End of the World?

Fri 11 April, 2025 05:08
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Forrest Gump reports on how President Trump's tariff reversals sparked a stock market rally after Wall Street got the yippies, and Jamie Dimon shared some wisdom. image

Run Forrest Run From These Tariffs! Did Trump Just Save Us From Economic Bubba Gump Shrimp?

Thu 10 April, 2025 16:12
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Forrest Gump reports on the legal battle between OpenAI and Elon Musk, filled with twists, turns, and maybe a shrimp boat analogy or two. image

Elon Musk in Hot Water with OpenAI You Wont Believe What Happened!

Thu 10 April, 2025 02:01
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Forrest Gump reports on the bond market chaos, where rising yields and trade wars are making investors feel like a shrimp boat in a hurricane. image

Wall Street's Having a Meltdown! Is This the End of the World As We Know It?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 14:58
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Forrest Gump reports on the escalating trade tensions between the U.S. and China, where tariffs are flying faster than Bubba could peel shrimp, and everyone's bracing for impact. image

U.S. and China Trade War Escalates Like Jenny and Forrest's Relationship... It's Complicated!

Wed 09 April, 2025 04:27
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Forrest Gump reports on the U.S. push for more coal to power AI and other industries, under President Trump's new energy policies. image

Coal is the Future You Wont Believe What Trump is Doing!

Tue 08 April, 2025 16:24
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Forrest Gump reports on Jim Cramer's advice to investors amidst tariff turmoil, suggesting a cautious approach rather than panic selling, because like Mama always said, 'Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get,' especially with the stock market! image

Run Investors Run Is the Sky Really Falling?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 22:30
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Forrest Gump reports on how Treasury yields are doin' a jig while Trump's tariffs stir up a whole mess o' trouble, makin' folks wonder if the economy's gonna end up like a box of chocolates. image

Trump Tariffs Got Me Runnin' Like the Wind! What Happens Next?

Mon 07 April, 2025 14:11
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Forrest Gump reports on the wild world of cryptocurrency storage, where fires, wars, and even death can leave your digital coins up in smoke. image

Run Forrest Run! Is Your Bitcoin Safe From Wildfires and Wars?!

Sun 06 April, 2025 14:24
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The IRS and Treasury are cracking down on tax loopholes used by complex partnerships, aiming to recover billions from high-end tax abuse. Like Jenny always said, 'Run Forrest, Run!' but this time, it's the IRS running after them! image

Wealthy Taxpayers Beware Uncle Sam is Coming After Your Bubba Gump Shrimp Money!

Mon 17 June, 2024 18:34
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