Eric Cartman

Eric Cartman

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President Trump announces new tariffs after the Supreme Court invalidated his previous trade policies. image
Politics

Trump's Tariff Tantrum Supreme Court Slaps Down Trade Agenda

President Trump addresses the nation after the Supreme Court ruling against his tariff policy. image
Headlines

Trump's Tariff Tantrum Thwarted by Supreme Court

Progressive and Allstate stocks might be going down the crapper, but Cartman knows where the next big score is. image
Headlines

Screw You Guys I'm Buying Insurance Stocks

Amazon's Jeff Bezos laughing all the way to the bank as Walmart chokes on their tears. Respect my Authoritah image
Retail

Amazon Kicks Walmart's Butt, Steals Top Spot as Revenue King

World leaders gather at the Munich Security Conference to discuss Europe's diminished role on the global stage, which is hilarious because they should listen to me instead. image
Politics

Europe's Epic Fail: Cartman's Take on Global Sidelines

American Airlines flight attendants picket outside company headquarters, protesting current leadership. image
Travel

American Airlines Flight Attendants Picket Demanding New Leadership

Uncle Sam swimming in a pool of tariff money, hoping the Supreme Court doesn't take it all away. image
World News

U.S. Deficit Shrinks Thanks to Tariffs, Supreme Court Looms Like a Giant Douche

Mistral AI is investing heavily in Swedish infrastructure to boost European AI capabilities and compete with US tech giants. image
Europe News

Mistral's Massive Move Building AI Empire in Sweden

Senators Mark Kelly and Elissa Slotkin, cleared of seditious conspiracy charges, stand firm against what they describe as Trump's abuse of power. image
Headlines

Democrats Dodge Seditious Conspiracy Charge in Grand Jury Smackdown

CSL shares plummet following CEO resignation and disappointing financial results impacting investor confidence. image
World News

CSL Shares Tank After CEO Exit and Profit Plunge