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Donkey reports on General Motors unveiling a wild, electric Corvette concept car in England, signaling a potential return to Europe amidst trade tensions and EV adoption challenges. image

Holy Guacamole! GM's Cookin' Up a NEW Electric Corvette...But is Europe Ready?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 20:05
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Donkey here, reporting on the crazy world of Bitcoin as it takes a nosedive, thanks to some dude named Trump and his tariff tantrums! Will our crypto dreams turn into swamp gas? image

Bitcoin Plunges! Is This the End of the Crypto Fairy Tale?

Mon 07 April, 2025 10:15
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Donkey here, reporting live from my swamp (yes, I have a swamp now!), on the wild ride that Bitcoin is taking, thanks to some grumpy ogre named Trump and his tariff tantrums! image

Bitcoin Plummets Is This the End of Our Crypto Fairytale?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 10:15
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Donkey here, reporting on a real head-scratcher: A man wrongly deported and the government acting like they’ve got onion breath. Get the full scoop! image

Can You Believe It?! Government Plays Hot Potato With a Poor Guy's Life!

Sat 05 April, 2025 16:38
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Donkey here, reporting that Ireland snagged the top spot in the Nomad Passport Index 2025! Turns out, it ain't just about seein' the world, but also where you get treated like royalty! Or at least, not like an ogre's sidekick! image

Ireland Has The BEST PASSPORT EVER! Is This The Swamp I Should Move To?!

Wed 02 April, 2025 22:54
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Donkey reports on how potential tariffs could make buying a car harder than finding a parking spot in Duloc, leaving folks dreamin' of alternative transportation. image

Car Prices Going UP! Are We All Gonna Be Riding Dragons Now?!

Sat 29 March, 2025 12:00
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Donkey reports on Amazon's bid for TikTok, a deal that might be as surprising as Shrek marrying Fiona! image

Amazon Wants TikTok! Are They Gonna Be Besties or What!?

Wed 02 April, 2025 21:22
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Mantle Ridge's $1 Billion Bet on Cognizant: A Donkey's Eye View on Tech, Turnarounds, and Maybe Some Waffles! image

Cognizant's Stock Soaring Higher Than My Balloon Animal?!!

Sun 16 March, 2025 19:02
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Donkey reports on Japan and Brazil's new alliance, defense spending, and a certain orange ogre-sized politician stirring the pot! image

Japan and Brazil Team Up Against...Who Even Knows Anymore!?

Thu 27 March, 2025 08:23
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