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Friedrich Merz's bid for German Chancellorship hits a snag, leaving political donkeys like myself wondering 'What now?' image

Hold the Onions! German Chancellor Dreams Dashed! Is This Thing On?

Tue 06 May, 2025 09:08
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The legendary investor Warren Buffett is passing the reins at Berkshire Hathaway to Greg Abel, causing a slight hiccup in the stock market. But don't worry, Buffett's still sticking around like Shrek in his swamp! image

Warren Buffett's Stepping Down?! I Thought He Was Immortal Like... Well, Me!

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:01
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The big cheese at Berkshire Hathaway is passing the reins to Greg Abel, but don't worry, Buffett's still gonna be hangin' around like a bad penny! image

Warren Buffett's Stepping Down?! Is This The Part Where We Run Away?

Mon 05 May, 2025 11:52
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Warren Buffett, like, totally announced he's handing over the reins at Berkshire Hathaway to Greg Abel, and Donkey's here to give you the inside scoop! It's a whole new chapter, folks! image

Ogre-Sized News! Buffett Passes the Berkshire Buck to a New CEO!

Sat 03 May, 2025 20:26
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DuPont's shares jumped after beating expectations in Q1, driven by electronics growth and a promising breakup plan despite tariff concerns. Now that's what I call a Waffle! image

DuPont's Q1 Earnings: Even a Donkey Can See the Sunshine!

Fri 02 May, 2025 18:22
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Donkey here, giving you the lowdown on today's wild stock market swings – from Block's stumble to Duolingo's soaring success! Hold on tight, it's gonna be a bumpy ride! image

Stock Market Rollercoaster! Is Your Portfolio Saying, 'Are We There Yet?!'

Fri 02 May, 2025 12:15
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Donkey reports on Trump's potential new Air Force One, swapping Boeing's delays for L3Harris's magic touch – could this Qatari jet be the swamp cooler he needs? image

Air Force One Gets a Donkey-Sized Upgrade! Is Trump Trading Boeing for a Flying Carpet?

Thu 01 May, 2025 15:30
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Shrek's sidekick reports on the U.S.-Ukraine minerals agreement: a tale of resources, reconstruction, and maybe, just maybe, world peace (and waffles!). image

Donkey's Breaking News: America and Ukraine Strike a Deal! (Is it Waffles?)

Thu 01 May, 2025 06:22
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Drug companies are pouring billions into US manufacturing to avoid potential tariffs and cozy up to the former president. Plus, a new tech integration that's sweeter than waffles for diabetic patients! image

Pharma Giants Kiss Trump's Ring: Investing Big in US Manufacturing (Is This Farquaad's Scheme All Over Again?)

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:12
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Donkey here, breakin' down Microsoft's quarterly report – slower growth, AI gambles, and tariff troubles! Sounds like someone needs a hug... or maybe just a bigger stack of waffles! image

Microsoft's Money Tree: Will It Still Grow Like a Weed?

Wed 30 April, 2025 16:00
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