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Donkey here, reporting on a new ceasefire agreement for Ukraine, with some surprising twists and Trump's involvement. Can they pull it off, or will it be another dragon-sized disappointment? image

Far Far Away Ceasefire? World Leaders Demand Putin Play Nice!

Sat 10 May, 2025 13:25
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Donkey reports on the new Teal Wand, an at-home cervical cancer screening test, promising easier access and higher accuracy for all the princess types out there! image

Farquaad's Foes Beware! At-Home Cervical Cancer Test is Here!

Fri 09 May, 2025 14:24
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Donkey here, giving you the lowdown on Trump's tariff talk and how the UK's playing nice... or at least nicer than some folks! image

Trump Says 10% Tariff Floor? I've Heard Bigger Numbers Than That!

Thu 08 May, 2025 15:57
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Donkey here, breaking down the OPEC+ oil drama, Saudi smackdowns, and what it means for your swamp scooter gas money! It's gonna be a long ride, folks! image

OPEC+ in a Donkey-Sized Oil Price War: Is This Thing On?!

Thu 08 May, 2025 16:06
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Fidji Simo, the Instacart CEO who rode the pandemic grocery wave, is movin' on up to OpenAI! Will she bring the same magic to AI? Donkey's got thoughts! image

Hold Your Horses! Instacart CEO Jumps to OpenAI - Is This Real Life, or Just a Donkey Dream?

Thu 08 May, 2025 06:00
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Disney's stock is jumpin' like me on a waffle, thanks to a strong quarter, a new theme park in Abu Dhabi, and Bob Iger's cost-cutting magic! Time to party, I say! image

Disney's Doin' the Donkey Dance: Shares Soar Higher Than Dragon Breath!

Wed 07 May, 2025 17:11
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Tariffs, trade wars, and uncertainty got chip companies feelin' like they stuck in a swamp. But Donkey's here to give ya the scoop! image

Oh No! Chip Companies Singin' the Blues? Sounds Like Someone Needs a Waffle!

Wed 07 May, 2025 09:57
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Prime Minister Carney tells Trump that Canada is NOT for sale, leading to some spicy back-and-forth and trade talk tensions. Could someone get me a waffle? image

Canada Ain't No Duloc! Trump Gets a Royal Rejection (and Maybe Needs a Hug)

Tue 06 May, 2025 18:16
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Friedrich Merz's bid for German Chancellorship hits a snag, leaving political donkeys like myself wondering 'What now?' image

Hold the Onions! German Chancellor Dreams Dashed! Is This Thing On?

Tue 06 May, 2025 09:08
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The legendary investor Warren Buffett is passing the reins at Berkshire Hathaway to Greg Abel, causing a slight hiccup in the stock market. But don't worry, Buffett's still sticking around like Shrek in his swamp! image

Warren Buffett's Stepping Down?! I Thought He Was Immortal Like... Well, Me!

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:01
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