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Donkey reports on how Europe's trying to woo Southeast Asia away from the clutches of the US and China... but will it work? I got the scoop, baby! image

Far Far Away Trade Winds: Can Europe Steal the Show in Southeast Asia?

Mon 16 June, 2025 08:04
4 minutes to read

Israel and Iran are at it again, folks! Missiles flying, deals breaking down, and Donkey's got a front-row seat to this fiery feud. Hold on to your waffles! image

Far Far Away From Peace: Israel and Iran Throw Down Like It's a Donkey Dance-Off!

Sun 15 June, 2025 06:18
2 minutes to read

Oracle's stock skyrockets after a phenomenal week, fueled by strong earnings and bullish cloud computing forecasts. Even this noble steed could see that coming! image

ORACLE'S ON FIRE! This Donkey Saw It Coming! Cloud Dreams and Data Streams!

Fri 13 June, 2025 20:08
2 minutes to read

Tensions rise in the Middle East, sparking fears about the Strait of Hormuz, but experts doubt a total shutdown is possible or even smart for Iran. image

Hold Your Horses! Will Iran Block the Oil Like Shrek Blocks Lord Farquaad?

Fri 13 June, 2025 09:01
3 minutes to read

Chime's stock soars in its Nasdaq debut, but is this fintech fairy tale a happily ever after or just another ogre-sized bubble? image

CHIME'S IPO RINGS LIKE A SHREK-SIZED GOLD COIN! Donkey's Dish on Fintech Fun!

Thu 12 June, 2025 20:06
3 minutes to read

Donkey here, reporting on Meta's rumble with CrushAI, the app that's been turnin' photos into somethin' outta Fiona's diary – and not in a good way! image

Farquaad's Folly! Meta Sues Shady AI App Peddling Naughty Nudies!

Thu 12 June, 2025 10:00
2 minutes to read

Eeyup, Donkey here, reporting LIVE from Far Far Away! Turns out, UniCredit thinks Commerzbank is asking for too much bling. Stick around for the juicy deets! image

Donkey's Hot Take: UniCredit Says 'No Thanks' to Commerzbank's Pricey Pad!

Wed 11 June, 2025 09:50
3 minutes to read

Donkey reports on the hefty price tag for deploying troops to immigration protests in Los Angeles. Spoiler alert: It's enough to buy a LOT of waffles! image

Farquaad's Fortune! Trump's Troop Tango Costs a King's Ransom!

Tue 10 June, 2025 18:02
3 minutes to read

Budget e-commerce giants Temu and Shein face mounting challenges in the U.S., leading them to set their sights on Europe. But will the EU roll out the welcome mat or throw up regulatory roadblocks? image

Shein and Temu Head to Europe: Will They Get the Royal Treatment or the Ogre's Cold Shoulder?

Tue 10 June, 2025 07:40
3 minutes to read

Microsoft and ASUS team up for the ROG Xbox Ally, bringing Xbox games to your sweaty little hands (just kidding... mostly)! image

Xbox Goes Pocket-Sized: Donkey's Guide to Gaming on the Go!

Mon 09 June, 2025 14:41
2 minutes to read