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Auto giant Stellantis ditches its financial forecast faster than I ditch annoying questions, blaming trade policy uncertainty. Is this the part where I sing? image

Stellantis Pulls a Pinocchio: Financial Guidance Gets the Boot! (Somebody Get the Ogre)

Wed 30 April, 2025 06:17
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Donkey reports on the latest whispers from the swamp – a possible trade deal between the US and India, and it's lookin' like somebody's gonna get a good deal! image

Trump and India: Is a Sweet Trade Deal in the Making (Like a Waffle in the Morning)?

Tue 29 April, 2025 20:01
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The White House is tweaking automotive tariffs, leaving automakers both relieved and still kinda nervous. It's like offering a dragon a mint after stealing his gold. image

Trump's Tariff Tango: Will It Help or Just Make Cars Do the Donkey Dance?

Tue 29 April, 2025 13:45
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Germany's Deutsche Bank rakes in surprising profits, but U.S. tariff troubles have 'em sweatin' like I do after chasin' a dragon! image

Deutsche Bank's Dazzling Dough: More Green Than Shrek's Swamp!

Tue 29 April, 2025 06:20
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Palo Alto Networks is snatching up Protect AI to beef up security for all those fancy AI thingamajigs. Looks like someone's been eating their cybersecurity spinach! image

Palo Alto Networks Gets a New AI Pal! (And It Ain't No Dragon)

Mon 28 April, 2025 16:14
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A new report says eating with friends is way more important than money or even... uh... health? I think I need a snack. image

Donkey's Dish: Turns Out Sharing Food is Like, REALLY Good For Ya! (Who Knew?)

Sun 27 April, 2025 15:00
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Sources say Elon Musk's xAI is looking to raise a whopping $20 billion, potentially valuing the company at over $120 billion. Can you say 'high hopes'? image

X Gon' Give It To Ya! Elon's xAI Rumored to Bag a Donkey-Sized $20 Billion!

Sat 26 April, 2025 05:58
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Ryan Coogler's 'Sinners' deal with Warner Bros. is a rare win for directors, securing him ownership and future royalties, showcasing a remarkable turnaround from his debt-ridden past. image

From Broke to Box Office King: Ryan Coogler's Got a Deal So Good, It's Making Me Wanna Sing!

Fri 25 April, 2025 13:35
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The Trump Organization is selling 'Trump 2028' merch, sparking rumors of a third term. Donkey's here to give you the lowdown, with a side of waffles! image

Trump 2028 Hats?! Somebody Stop the Music! (and Maybe the Politics)

Thu 24 April, 2025 19:50
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Donkey reports on the sluggish spring housing market, where high mortgage rates and economic jitters are making it harder to find your own 'happily ever after' home. image

Housing Market Shrek-ed! Is Your Dream Home Now a Swamp?

Thu 24 April, 2025 14:00
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