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Anthropic unleashes Claude 4, a new breed of AI models that can code, write, and analyze data like Chuck Norris analyzes a room full of bad guys – swiftly and efficiently. image

Claude 4: The AI So Powerful, It Makes Chuck Norris Check Under His Bed For It!

Thu 22 May, 2025 18:28
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Analysts predict continued gains for Snowflake after a stellar first quarter, thanks to cloud migration and AI deals. Chuck Norris knows, if data had a fist, it would be Snowflake. image

Snowflake's Growth is No Flake: Even Wall Street Can't Dodge This Bullet!

Thu 22 May, 2025 12:05
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Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick to the U.S. debt crisis, exposing the fiscal irresponsibility threatening to turn America into a damsel in distress. image

Chuck Norris on U.S. Debt: When Will Politicians Learn You Can't Roundhouse Kick Your Way Out of Fiscal Disaster?

Wed 21 May, 2025 19:54
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Chuck Norris dissects the U.S. debt crisis, delivering a dose of reality and a few swift kicks to Washington's spending habits. image

Chuck Norris Cracks Down on U.S. Debt: A Roundhouse Kick to Fiscal Irresponsibility!

Wed 21 May, 2025 19:54
3 minutes to read

British retailer Marks & Spencer faces a massive cyberattack, but Chuck Norris is here to ensure they learn a lesson the hard way. image

Marks & Spencer Meets Chuck Norris: Cyberattack Gets a Roundhouse Kick!

Wed 21 May, 2025 10:07
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Chuck Norris dissects the Marks & Spencer cyberattack that's biting into their profits and how they plan to fight back, Chuck Norris style. image

Marks & Spencer Meets Chuck Norris: Cyberattack Edition - Roundhouse Kick to Profits!

Wed 21 May, 2025 10:07
3 minutes to read

Chuck Norris reports on Google's latest AI video generator, Veo 3, which brings audio to the visual fight, challenging OpenAI's Sora and letting you hear the screams of your enemies… I mean, characters. image

Google's Veo 3: Now Even My Roundhouse Kicks Have a Soundtrack!

Tue 20 May, 2025 17:55
3 minutes to read

Chuck Norris delivers his take on the CRM battle between Salesforce and ServiceNow, where AI agents are the new weapon and customer relationships are the ultimate prize. Can ServiceNow survive in a world created by Salesforce? image

Roundhouse Kick to CRM: Chuck Norris Sizes Up the AI Agent Showdown Between Salesforce and ServiceNow

Tue 20 May, 2025 10:26
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Moody's downgrade of U.S. debt sparks Wall Street jitters as European stocks emerge as a compelling alternative, leaving investors pondering the next move. image

Uncle Sam's Credit Score Just Met My Roundhouse Kick: Europe's Stock Surge

Mon 19 May, 2025 15:40
2 minutes to read

Top Wall Street analysts recommend dividend-paying stocks like Chord Energy, Chevron, and EOG Resources to provide stability and income in volatile markets. Because sometimes, the best offense is a good dividend. image

Chuck Norris Approved: Dividend Stocks That Kick Market Volatility in the Face

Sun 18 May, 2025 13:07
3 minutes to read