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Chuck Norris dissects the latest economic news, warning about inflation, government debt, and potential market cracks, all while delivering a roundhouse kick of humor. image

Chuck Norris on the Economy: When Bonds Get Tough, the Tough Issue Tariffs!

Tue 10 June, 2025 18:10
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Chuck Norris reports on how a potential tax bill could send foreign investors running faster than a ninja from my fist, potentially hurting the US economy. image

Chuck Norris Cracks Down on Congress: This Tax Bill Needs a Roundhouse Kick!

Tue 10 June, 2025 08:19
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Top CEOs are backing a new initiative to invest in 'Trump Accounts' for children, but even Chuck Norris knows a good investment when he sees one... or roundhouse kicks it into shape. image

Trump Accounts Get Roundhouse Kick of Investment: CEOs Pledge Billions!

Mon 09 June, 2025 15:34
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Uncle Sam's caught nappin' on rare earth minerals, and China's holdin' all the cards. Time for some roundhouse kick solutions, or we're all gonna be wearin' silk pajamas from Shanghai! image

Rare Earth Rumble: China's Grip and America's Chuck Norris-Sized Problem!

Mon 09 June, 2025 01:24
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While the market whimpers, Microsoft hits a record high, proving that even software companies know how to roundhouse kick their way to the top. image

Microsoft Kicks Market's Butt, Just Like I Kick Bad Guys!

Fri 06 June, 2025 18:50
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When a Colombian senator gets shot, and the only lead is a Glock-toting teenager, Chuck Norris steps in because apparently, Colombia needs a roundhouse kick of justice. image

Colombian Senator Messes With Wrong Country: Chuck Norris Investigates!

Sun 08 June, 2025 11:07
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Reddit sues Anthropic for unauthorized AI training on user data, but fear not, Chuck Norris is here to deliver the ultimate roundhouse kick to injustice! image

Reddit vs. Anthropic: Another AI Bites the Dust - Chuck Norris Style!

Wed 04 June, 2025 18:12
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Chuck Norris breaks down the steel tariff showdown, where Trump's trade tactics spark international backlash and legal battles. image

Trump Doubles Down on Steel Tariffs: EU and Unions Feel the Roundhouse Kick!

Sat 31 May, 2025 16:11
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Chuck Norris analyzes Trump's steel tariff hike, delivering a knockout blow to global markets and leaving everyone wondering what's next. image

Chuck Norris Kicks Steel Tariffs into High Gear: Trump's Trade Moves Get a Roundhouse

Mon 02 June, 2025 13:33
2 minutes to read

Jefferies analysts handpicked their top stocks for the summer, Chuck Norris style, ensuring your portfolio can survive anything, even a roundhouse kick from the market. image

Chuck Norris Approved: These Stocks Don't Need Luck, They Have Me!

Wed 04 June, 2025 14:09
2 minutes to read