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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on South Korea's presidential frontrunner Lee Jae-myung's bold stance on renegotiating trade tariffs with the U.S., a dance as delicate as walkin' a tightrope across the Maelstrom! image

Shiver Me Timbers! South Korea's Trade Winds Blowin' Against the Yankee Clippers!

Sun 25 May, 2025 06:19
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the unlikely alliance between U.S. Steel and Nippon Steel, brokered by none other than President Trump, promising jobs and riches! image

Shiver Me Timbers! Trump Sails the Steel Seas with Nippon!

Fri 23 May, 2025 20:25
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Snowflake's impressive Q1 performance, analyst upgrades, and the allure of AI, all while navigating the treacherous waters of Wall Street. image

Savvy Seas and Sky-High Stocks! Snowflake's Fortune Favors the Bold!

Thu 22 May, 2025 12:05
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Target's disappointing earnings and the potential signs of a slowdown in consumer spending, leaving investors wondering if the ship is sinking. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Target's Treasure Chest is Empty!

Wed 21 May, 2025 20:05
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Target's disappointing earnings, suggesting troubled waters ahead for the retail giant and potentially, the entire U.S. economy. Savvy? image

Shiver Me Timbers! Target's Sinking Faster Than the Pearl!

Wed 21 May, 2025 20:05
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on how Artificial Intelligence is changing the cybersecurity landscape, and why even the most stubborn landlubbers are heading for the cloud. image

Shiver Me Timbers! AI's About to Make Cybersecurity a Whole New Kind of Treasure Hunt!

Tue 20 May, 2025 23:08
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Captain Jack Sparrow deciphers Palo Alto Networks' CEO Nikesh Arora's AI strategy, where cybersecurity meets the high seas of technological advancement, all while navigating treacherous tariffs and market uncertainties! image

Savvy Security or Kraken's Curse? Palo Alto's AI Gamble!

Tue 20 May, 2025 23:08
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on President Trump's struggle to win over House Republicans on a tax bill due to disagreements over SALT deductions, threatening to delay its passage before Memorial Day. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Trump's Tax Bill Hits Rough Seas!

Tue 20 May, 2025 17:59
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on how Chinese exporters are charting a new course away from the US trade winds, seeking fortune in other corners of the seven seas. image

Shiver Me Timbers! China's Swapping the US for a Handful of Doubloons!

Tue 20 May, 2025 10:10
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Captain Jack Sparrow, in an exclusive dispatch, decodes how family offices are plundering startup treasures, leaving venture capitalists marooned with empty chests. Savvy? image

Savvy Sparrow's Guide to Startup Booty: Family Offices vs. Venture Buccaneers

Mon 19 May, 2025 15:45
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