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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the high seas of higher education, where Harvard faces a funding freeze over antisemitism concerns and DEI demands. Can they weather the storm or will they be forced to walk the plank? image

Shiver Me Timbers! Harvard's Treasure Chest Raided by the Kraken... I Mean, Trump!

Tue 15 April, 2025 01:05
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the stormy seas ahead for General Motors as tariffs and economic woes threaten to sink their ship, while Tesla charts a course for brighter horizons. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Is General Motors Headed for Davy Jones' Locker?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 14:06
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Tactile tablets are helping blind and low-vision sports fans experience live games like never before, offering a new way to follow the action at their fingertips. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Blind Fans Finally Get to 'See' the Game!

Sun 13 April, 2025 12:00
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the turbulent stock market, earnings uncertainty, and what savvy investors need to watch out for. Shiver me timbers, it's a wild ride! image

Savvy Stock Swashbucklers Beware! Will Earnings Sink Lower Than Davy Jones' Locker?

Fri 11 April, 2025 20:07
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Despite whispers of wealth sailing away, New York City remains the richest port in the world, overflowing with millionaires, centimillionaires, and enough billionaires to make even Captain Jack jealous. image

Shiver Me Timbers! New York City Still Swimming in Gold Doubloons!

Fri 11 April, 2025 13:00
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Eyewitness report from Captain Jack Sparrow on the unfortunate splashdown of a helicopter in the Hudson, with talk of fatalities and a proper investigation. Savvy? image

Blimey A Chopper Went for a Swim in the Hudson! Fatalities Ahoy!

Thu 10 April, 2025 20:25
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Amazon's bold plan to slash AI costs, promising a future where AI is as widespread as rum on Tortuga! image

Shiver Me Timbers! Amazon's AI Costs Are About to Walk the Plank!

Thu 10 April, 2025 11:29
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Goldman Sachs does a dizzying dance around recession predictions following Trump's tariff adjustments, leaving everyone scratching their heads and reaching for the rum. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Will the Economy Sink or Swim? Even I'm Confused!

Wed 09 April, 2025 19:19
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the wild ride of mortgage rates, a surge in demand, and the ever-elusive quest for affordable homes. Savvy? image

Shiver Me Timbers Mortgage Rates Plunge Then Soar What Be This Sorcery!

Wed 09 April, 2025 11:56
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the financial seas: Trump's tariffs may cause inflation, slow economic growth, and keep the Federal Reserve at bay until 2026, according to Morgan Stanley. Is this the end of the world as we know it, or just another Tuesday? image

Trump's Tariffs Sink the Dollar! Is the Rum Gone Too?

Tue 08 April, 2025 21:02
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