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Bart Simpson reports on Bank of America's top stock picks for potential upside, including Coupang, PayPal, Fidelity National, Relx, and Flutter, despite a choppy economic environment. Cowabunga! image

Eat My Shorts Bank of America Says These Stocks are Totally Rad!

Sat 19 April, 2025 11:59
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Rumor has it, President Trump is thinking about swapping out the Fed Chairman, but maybe it's just another 'Cowabunga!' moment. image

Eat My Shorts, Fed Chair! Trump Plots a Takeover!

Thu 17 April, 2025 19:58
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Former President Trump slams Fed Chair Jerome Powell again, hinting at termination over interest rate policy, while Powell maintains his position is secure. image

Trump Says Fire That Guy Powell! Is He Dumber Than Milhouse?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 12:16
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Turns out Trump's return to office and market volatility have made Wall Street banks like Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan Chase richer than Mr. Burns, while Main Street struggles. Ay, caramba! image

Eat My Shorts! Wall Street Banks Are Making More Dough Than Krusty's Clown College!

Wed 16 April, 2025 17:14
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ASML, the Dutch chip-making machine giant, hit a snag with lower-than-expected orders thanks to Trump's tariff tantrums, leaving investors sweating like Principal Skinner during a surprise inspection. image

Eat My Shorts ASML Chip Sales Take a Nosedive Like Milhouse on a Skateboard!

Wed 16 April, 2025 10:02
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Some Wall Street dude says Netflix is the best stock to ride out the economic doom and gloom. Cowabunga! image

Eat My Shorts Netflix Stock is Totally Rad Dude!

Tue 15 April, 2025 17:43
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Adobe drops some serious dough on Synthesia, an AI startup that makes fake people for videos. Will this mean no more detention for Bart? image

Eat My Shorts! Adobe Invests in AI Startup...Will This Replace Krusty the Clown?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 05:00
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OPEC cuts oil demand forecast due to Trump's tariffs, meaning maybe, just maybe, gas prices might not totally gouge our wallets... or will they?! image

Eat My Shorts! Trump's Trade War Makes Gas Cheaper!?

Mon 14 April, 2025 13:50
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Bart Simpson reports on the Trump administration's ever-changing tariff policies on electronics, leaving tech companies and consumers in a state of confusion and impending doom (maybe). image

Eat My Shorts Tech! Trump's Tariff Tsunami is Coming!

Sun 13 April, 2025 15:50
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A glitch in U.S. Customs' system caused a brief kerfuffle with new tariffs, leaving shippers scrambling and wondering if their stuff will end up like Milhouse – lost and alone. image

Customs Freaks Out Over Tariffs! Is Your Stuff Gonna Get Stuck?!

Sat 12 April, 2025 00:17
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