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Turns out Trump's tariffs are making your Krusty Burgers more expensive, proving once again that nobody likes a price gouger, man! image

Eat My Shorts, Tariffs! Trump's Price Hikes Gotcha!

Wed 04 June, 2025 18:32
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Turns out, more office buildings are getting the 'remove' treatment than the 'build' one, and even I, Bart Simpson, think that's kinda interesting. image

Eat My Shorts, Empty Offices! U.S. Office Market Gets a Facelift!

Mon 02 June, 2025 16:17
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D'oh! Experts say Apple and Samsung might not be so awesome this year because of tariffs and stuff. Huawei's laughing all the way to the bank, man! image

Eat My Shorts, Apple and Samsung! Tariff Trouble Slashes Phone Growth!

Wed 04 June, 2025 11:35
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Boeing's airplane deliveries to China are back on, even after some trade war hiccups. Looks like someone's getting a new plane, man! image

Eat My Shorts, Trade War! Boeing Flies High Again in China!

Thu 29 May, 2025 18:16
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A federal court slapped down Trump's tariffs, but don't expect him to take it lying down. Looks like he's got a few tricks up his sleeve, cowabunga! image

Eat My Tariffs, Man! Trump's Trade Troubles and How He'll Probably Cheat Anyway

Thu 29 May, 2025 08:13
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. axes routine Covid-19 vaccine recommendations for kids and pregnant women, sparking outrage and raising access concerns. Cowabunga? image

Eat My Shorts, Vaccines? HHS Secretary Pulls a 'D'oh!' on Kid Shots

Wed 28 May, 2025 19:00
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Macy's ain't makin' as much dough 'cause of them pesky tariffs, so they're jackin' up prices! Ay, Caramba! image

Eat My Shorts, Macy's! Tariffs Got 'Em Trippin'!

Wed 28 May, 2025 12:22
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Okta's earnings beat expectations, but investors are still feeling the 'doh!' moment as the stock takes a nosedive. Uncertainty? More like a 'cowabunga' into the unknown! image

Eat My Shorts, Okta! Stock Plummets Despite "Excellent" Earnings

Tue 27 May, 2025 20:24
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BYD and other Chinese automakers are feeling the heat as price wars and regulatory scrutiny send their shares into a tailspin. Ay, caramba! image

Eat My Shorts, Investors! Chinese Car Stocks Take a Homer Simpson-Sized Plunge!

Tue 27 May, 2025 06:18
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Bart Simpson reports on Japan and the U.S. trying to hash out tariff deals before the G-7 summit. Cowabunga, diplomacy! image

Eat My Shorts Tariffs! Japan and U.S. Trade Talk Tango!

Sun 25 May, 2025 11:00
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