Trump's Fiery Words on Epstein and Maxwell Unearthed

A Blast from the Past You Donkey

Right so apparently these Yanks are still digging up dirt on that Epstein bloke and his… associate. Honestly some people's taste is appalling. Word on the street – or rather the FBI files – is that Trump called some police chief back in the day spitting feathers about them both. Calling Maxwell "evil" can you believe it? As if that's going to solve anything. Where's the seasoning? Where's the finesse? It's all just… RAW.

Kicked Out of Mar a Lago? About Time

So Trump claims he booted Epstein out of his fancy club Mar a Lago. Well bloody good for him. Though let's be honest it's a bit like finding out the Queen Mother didn't like dodgy sausages. Hardly earth shattering. He apparently told the police chief that "people in New York knew Epstein was disgusting". Groundbreaking stuff really. But seriously this all brings to mind other instances of institutions and individuals facing tough scrutiny under pressure. In this vein consider Deutsche Bank's Viking Sized Profits Amidst Stormy Seas to see how financial behemoths navigate controversy. It's all part of the same tapestry of accountability or lack thereof.

Maxwell's Last Ditch Plea – Pathetic

Now this Maxwell bird is trying to wrangle a "get out of jail free" card from Trump. Says she'll spill the beans if he grants her clemency. Honestly the desperation is palpable. It's like watching someone try to salvage a burnt soufflé by chucking more sugar on it. Won't work love. The damage is done.

Justice Department's Take – A Pinch of Salt Required

The DOJ is playing it cool saying they've got no proof Trump actually made this call. Colour me surprised. It's all smoke and mirrors isn't it? A load of old codswallop designed to muddy the waters. I've seen more convincing arguments from a toddler trying to explain why they drew on the walls.

Clinton's Pulled into the Mess – Bloody Hell

Now the Clintons are being dragged into this mire. Subpoenaed to testify. This is turning into a right circus. It's like trying to make a decent risotto with instant rice. A complete and utter disaster from start to finish. Someone needs to sort this out before it gets completely out of hand.

Final Thoughts – What a Shambles

Honestly the whole thing is a shambles. A right Gordon Bennett of a mess. Epstein Maxwell Trump Clinton… it's a who's who of questionable characters. What we need is a good honest investigation not this political point scoring nonsense. Get your act together America or you'll end up with a dish that even *I* wouldn't serve.