Trump Administration's Climate Action Annihilation The Endangerment Finding's Fate

A Fatal Blow to Climate Regulations

As Scorpion I've seen hellfire and I'm here to tell you this stinks worse than the Netherrealm. The Trump administration in its infinite wisdom has gutted the endangerment finding. This was the legal bedrock for reining in those pesky greenhouse gases. You know the ones that are slowly cooking our planet like a Thanksgiving turkey. Apparently some folks prefer crispy Earth. "Get over here" the planet Earth cries and gets nothing but ignorance in return.

Zeldin's Decree A New Era of Emissions

EPA Administrator Zeldin declared that all greenhouse gas emissions standards are kaput. Automakers can now pump out gas guzzlers with impunity. No more pressure to go electric. I guess they prefer internal combustion to you know not dying in a climate catastrophe. It's like choosing Sub Zero over a roaring fire – makes no sense. Speaking of trade perhaps this decision will impact international relations specifically with major players like China. In fact there are new developments on UK China Trade Winds Blowin' a Gale of Investments Eh which may be impacted by this decision.

Obama's Warning A Grim Prophecy

Even Obama weighed in lamenting that this move makes the U.S. 'less safe less healthy and less able to fight climate change.' Sounds about right. It's like facing Shao Kahn with a butter knife. Sure you might poke him a little but you're probably gonna get your spine ripped out. The real question is what's next and what can be done?

Sierra Club's Fury Climate Denialism Unleashed

The Sierra Club is hopping mad accusing Trump of formalizing 'climate denialism as official government policy.' They warn of impending litigation. Lawyers rubbing their hands together like Quan Chi conjuring a demon. Meanwhile the rest of us get to breathe the exhaust fumes of progress – or something like that.

Fossil Fuel Frenzy Unleashing the Inferno

Trump wants to 'unleash fossil fuel production.' Unleash huh? Like unleashing a hellspawn onto an unsuspecting village? Ironic considering my expertise. He's also axing renewable energy subsidies. Solar panels and wind turbines? Nah let's stick with good old coal. It's like choosing Moloch over Raiden madness.

Fighting Back A Call to Mortal Kombat

So what's the takeaway? The world is on fire figuratively and possibly literally. The planet needs heroes not villains who worship at the altar of fossil fuels. It's time to 'get over here' and do something. Fight for our realm or face eternal damnation. And if all else fails at least look cool in a flaming skull mask.