Trump's State of the Union: Is the Economy Really 'Roaring' or Just Loud?

401(k)s For Everyone? Sounds Kind of Basic But Okay

Okay so like I heard about Trump's plan to give everyone a 401(k). Is that even real life? He wants to give forgotten American workers who are like *so* important the same retirement plan as federal workers. Apparently the government is going to match your contribution up to $1,000 each year. Honestly that's kind of clutch. I mean if it helps people profit from the stock market I'm not mad at it. But let's be real will this actually help people save for retirement? It's giving very much 'you're doing amazing sweetie' vibes.

No More Corporate Home Buying Spree? That's the Tea

Trump is also trying to ban private equity firms from buying up all the single family homes. Like duh where are people supposed to live if corporations own everything? He wants Congress to make this ban permanent and honestly it's about time. We need homes for *people* not corporations. I think that is so important and it is linked to Wall Street Wobbles Amid AI Jitters and Tariff Tussles since it impacts the entire economy. It's giving very much 'get your money don't be lazy' mentality. People deserve a place to call their own without some massive corporation breathing down their necks.

Is the Economy Really 'Roaring'? Asking for a Friend

According to Trump the economy is 'roaring like never before.' But like are we all hearing the same roar? My assistants tell me that his poll numbers aren't exactly screaming economic success and people are worried about affordability. He's also taking credit for defeating inflation which is definitely a flex if it's true. The Consumer Price Index is apparently down but like numbers can be deceiving. I prefer to trust my gut and see what my bank account is saying and that is the tea sis.

Democrats Being…Well Democrats

Of course the Democrats had to give Trump some side eye during his speech. No surprise there. Apparently there was some drama when Trump asked people to stand up for protecting American citizens (but not 'illegal aliens,' whatever that means). It sounds like it was messy. People need to chill and realize that we all need to work together but that is probably wishful thinking because as they say 'nobody wants to work these days'.

Keeping it Domestic? Smart Move TBH

Trump mostly stuck to domestic issues which is probably smart because like who even understands foreign policy? He did briefly mention Iran and their nuclear situation. He said he wants to solve the problem through diplomacy but he'll never let them have a nuclear weapon. Which is like the bare minimum. I mean global peace is always in style. What is not in style is global war or even fighting among yourselves.

The Midterms Are Coming: Get Ready for More Drama

Honestly it feels like the political world is always on the verge of a breakdown especially with these midterm elections looming. Everyone is focused on affordability and kitchen table issues. Which like makes sense. People want to know if they can afford avocado toast not the intricacies of international trade. And let's be honest the political stress is real. Remember 'You have to be happy with yourself.' Or at least pretend to be on Instagram.