D'oh New York City Considers Charging for Parking

Mmm Money: New York's Budget Blues

So apparently New York City is in a bit of a pickle. A big juicy budget sized pickle to the tune of about $7 billion. Now Mayor Zohran Mamdani sounds like a smart fella initially wanted to tax the richie riches. But and here's the donut in the ointment even he's realizing that might not be enough to get the Duff flowing. That's where this crazy talk about charging for parking comes in. Free parking? In New York? That's like free donuts at Lard Lad… it's practically a constitutional right man.

Free Parking? D'oh It's Practically a Right

Now get this: New York has about 3 million curbside parking spaces and 97% of 'em are FREE. That's right free as the air you breathe or the love I have for a perfectly glazed donut. But these city slickers are starting to think that maybe just maybe they could be making some serious dough from all this pavement. Dean Fuleihan some big shot deputy mayor even said they should be looking at all options. But don't get your hopes up for solving all the city's problems with parking tickets alone that's like trying to put out a fire with a squirt gun! And while we're talking about serious issues remember that time the US promised swift action amidst Iranian tensions? You can read all about it here in this insightful article: Strait of Hormuz Showdown US Promises Swift Action Amidst Iranian Tensions. Anyway back to parking which is almost as stressful as international politics.

Other Cities Are Doing It Why Not NYC?

Turns out New York is practically the only major city letting people park for free. Even those smarty pants in Washington D.C. and San Francisco are raking in the cash with meters and permits. They're practically swimming in money while we're giving away prime real estate for nothing. As that Professor Zhan Guo at NYU said "It doesn't make economic sense." See? Even the eggheads agree with me and I'm just a simple safety inspector.

Meter Mania or Permit Pandemonium

So what are the options? Well they could slap meters on every street corner. That's one way to do it and with all this fancy technology they don't even need actual meters anymore. Just pay online like ordering a pizza. Or they could go the permit route making you pay for the privilege of parking near your own house. A combination of both might be the ticket as those city planning types say. Now I'm not saying I'm an expert but I did once successfully navigate the Springfield DMV and that's saying something.

The Cost to Park Your Car (And Your Dreams)

Of course all this ain't free. They could charge you by the hour like those fancy parking garages. Or they could implement demand based pricing whatever that means. Sounds expensive. And then there's the permit fees. Washington D.C. charges a different amount depending on how many cars you own which makes sense I guess. I only need one thank you very much.

Show Me the Money How Much Can NYC Raise?

Here's the juicy part how much moolah are we talking about? A UCLA study said New York is LOSING at least $114 million a year on the Upper West Side alone just by letting people park for free. Imagine what they could do citywide. One expert even said that if they charged $100 a year for a permit on two thirds of the free spaces they could raise $200 million a year. And that's just the beginning. Plus less traffic. Less pollution. More donuts for everyone. Okay maybe not more donuts but you get the idea.