Birth Tourism Crackdown Trump Administration Targets Citizenship Loophole

Giggity Giggity Birth Tourism Under Scrutiny

Alright fellas Quagmire here reporting live from the front lines of… birth tourism? Apparently some folks are jet setting to the good ol' US of A just to pop out a citizen. Now I'm all about a good international rendezvous but this sounds like a bit of a loophole eh? The Trump administration is all fired up about it claiming it's a major abuse of our generous birthright citizenship policy. Giggity.

Russian and Chinese Elites Caught in the Act Giggity?

So according to Solicitor General D. John Sauer the administration's top legal gun there are these companies catering to shall we say 'high roller' clientele from Russia and China. They're supposedly whisking them away to Miami and other exotic locales so their little ones can be born with a shiny new American passport. Sauer even cited congressional reports and media buzz though the specifics are a bit hazy. Makes you wonder what else these elites are getting up to giggity. Speaking of citizenship and future trends have you read this interesting article on Melania Trump's Robot Sidekick The Future is Now or Just a Glitch?

1.5 Million New Citizens From Birth Tourism

Hold on to your hats folks because here comes the real kicker. Sauer tossed out a number that's bigger than my… well let's just say it's a big number. According to some reports possibly gleaned from Breitbart (that's a real news source right?) there could be as many as 1.5 million Chinese nationals who snagged their citizenship through this 'birth tourism' industry. That's enough to fill a whole lotta hot tubs if you catch my drift. Giggity.

The Downside Voting Schemes?

Now some folks are worried about what happens when these 'birth tourists' grow up. Peter Schweizer some author dude claims that they'll waltz back to the US at 18 ready to vote. And when they hit 21 they'll sponsor their parents for residency. Talk about a family reunion with a political twist. It's a slippery slope I tell ya.

The Feds Step In

It's not all just talk though. A couple in California already got nailed for running a 'birth tourism' operation called 'USA Happy Baby.' And back in 2015 they busted 19 people linked to similar schemes. Looks like the feds are cracking down on this giggity inducing practice.

Quagmire's Take: Giggity or No Giggity?

So what's the verdict? Is this birth tourism a serious threat to our national security or just a bunch of folks trying to give their kids a better life? I'm not a lawyer folks but I know a good time when I see one. And this whole thing smells like a government overreach and potentially a giggity situation gone wrong. Stay tuned folks because this one's sure to get interesting. Giggity. Quagmire out.