Amazon Acquires Rivr Great Success For Doorstep Delivery

Great Success: Amazon Buys Robot Company

Jagshemash my name is Borat and I bring you news from the capitalist USA. Amazon the company that sells everything from sexy underwear to cages for your wife has purchased Rivr. This company from Switzerland makes robots for delivering packages right to your door. Is nice very nice.

Last Mile Revolution with New Amazon Acquisition

Amazon says this acquisition will help improve safety and customer experience. They want these robots to work with delivery associates but I think soon robot will replace delivery associate altogether. Imagine no more awkward small talk with mailman just silent robot delivering your package! But what if robot develops the consciousness? This is something to think about! Also for people with weight problems there is a new drug coming out: Doh New Weight Loss Drug Promises Doughnuts and Diabetes Control.

Bezos's Big Bet on Metal Machine Men

Jeff Bezos the man who goes to space for fun also invested in Rivr through his Bezos Expeditions. He is planning to raise $100 billion for a fund to buy manufacturing companies and use AI to automate them. This is very good for technology but maybe not so good for people with jobs. Soon everything will be done by robots and we will all be unemployed. But I think there will be still job as a Kazakhstan reporter!

Robot on Wheels: The Future of Delivery is Here

The robots Rivr makes include a four legged robot on wheels. Amazon will test these robots to see how they can help with deliveries. They say they will gather feedback from delivery service partners but I think they already know robots are better than humans. More efficient less complaining and they don't need to be paid.

From Swiss Mile to Amazon's Doorstep: The Rivr Story

Rivr was formerly known as Swiss Mile. Now it is part of the Amazon empire. This shows that even small companies in Switzerland can become big success in America. Maybe Kazakhstan can also have company that Amazon will buy? I need to think about starting my own robot company. I have some great ideas!

High Five! Amazon Robots to Boost Delivery Service

Amazon believes robots will improve the last steps of delivery. This means getting packages from the truck to your doorstep. No more walking for delivery man just robot rolling on wheels. Very convenient very efficient. But I still prefer to get my packages from beautiful woman. Is nice.