Oops I Did It Again Stock Market Edition

Netflix's Strategic Maneuvers I'm Not a Girl Not Yet a Woman

Okay so Netflix decided not to raise its bid for Warner's assets after Paramount jumped in right? It's like when you're dating two guys and one starts trying harder and you're like "Oops!...I Did It Again" and stick with the first one because well you're comfortable. Netflix shares popped 7% Warner dipped 1% and Paramount jumped 7%. It's all about the game people. Remember "...baby can't you see I'm calling a guy like you should wear a warning." But in this case maybe Paramount should wear the warning.

Block's Massive Layoffs Work B*tch

Block announced it's letting go of over 4,000 employees. That's like half their headcount. Shares jumped 19% after hours. It's giving "Work B*tch" but in a super corporate slightly terrifying way. Sometimes you gotta say "Gimme More" but sometimes you gotta let go to grow. It's a tough decision I know but sometimes like Britney said “You have to do what is good for you.” This reminds me a lot about the Big Oil Refuses Trump's Venezuela Plea: A Dark Knight's Perspective article which talks about tough decisions and not being afraid to do what’s best for the company

Dell's Strong Quarter Piece of Me

Dell just crushed their fourth quarter earnings. They made $3.89 per share way more than what analysts expected. Their revenue was also higher. The stock jumped 12%. It’s like when you're onstage and you just *know* you're killing it. It's like "Piece of Me" is *exactly* what you're gonna get and you love it. “I put on a sparkling show but I’m not always happy sometimes I have dark days,” I can definately relate to that and Dell is sparkling right now. Just like my glittery catsuit!

Zscaler and the Cloud Security Blues Lucky

Zscaler's shares took a 9% tumble because their deferred revenue and billings missed the mark. It's like when you think you're gonna win the lottery but then you realize you only matched one number. You're feeling a little "Lucky" but not *that* lucky. Sometimes even the best companies have a bad day. Hey it happens to everyone even me. We all have our moments of "My loneliness is killing me (and I)" especially when expectations aren't met.

Mara Holdings Goes AI Crazy You Drive Me

Mara Holdings is switching gears turning some of their bitcoin mining sites into AI data centers. Shares surged 16%. It’s like when you decide to ditch the red dress for a power suit and say "You Drive Me...to the future of technology." It's smart innovative and totally unexpected. Plus AI is all the rage right now. It's like get in losers we're going to the metaverse.

Celsius Gets Upgraded Gimme More

Celsius Holdings got a double upgrade from Bank of America and their stock rose nearly 2%. It’s all about the energy darling! It’s like when you're feeling down and someone says "Gimme More" confidence! The analysts are saying good things about their shelf space gains in North America. So drink up and remember sometimes all you need is a little boost to get you going.