Appian Corp. sees Fivespan Partners investing and pushing for board representation to unlock shareholder value.
Appian Corp. sees Fivespan Partners investing and pushing for board representation to unlock shareholder value.

Jagshemash Fivespan Partners Visit Appian

Jagshemash my name is Borat and I bring you report from America about company called Appian. They make software very nice software for businesses. But stock price not so nice. Like my neighbor Nursultan Tuliagby very disappointing. Now Fivespan Partners they come like Azamat Bagatov to rescue me from difficult situation. They see potential like I see potential in Pamela Anderson. Very high potential.

Appian's Secret Sauce: Sticky Like Kazakhstan Honey

Appian they have customers that stay longer than I stay at wine tasting. These customers use Appian software deep inside their businesses. Leaving Appian is like leaving my sister – difficult and probably regrettable. This means Appian makes steady money like Kazakhstan oil. But people are saying AI (Artificial Intelligence) will steal their lunch. Fivespan understands like I understand American humor that this is not correct. Appian is special and the Roche and Sanofi Navigate Patent Cliff Tensions with Bold Innovation Plays that article is great too!

The Margin Problem: Like My Suit Not Very Impressive

For long time Appian focus on growing fast like my moustache after few weeks. But they forget about making money efficiently. Their margins they are small like my village. Fivespan Partners want to change this. They want Appian to make more money from each sale like I want to make more money from each interview. They know Appian can grow and be profitable like Pega and ServiceNow very successful companies. This is important because Kazakhstan needs more tractors very powerful tractors.

Capital Allocation: Show Me the Money

When Appian start making more money they need to spend it wisely. Like my government spending on space program sometimes not so wise. Fivespan Partners they have experience with this. They can help Appian decide where to invest money to make even more money like investing in better Borat suits. This is important because Appian is about to get big payment from lawsuit against Pega. Very nice.

The Pega Lawsuit Windfall: Jackpot

Appian won big lawsuit against Pega. They are getting at least $500 million maybe more. This is like finding gold in my outhouse. Fivespan Partners want to make sure Appian use this money wisely. This is very important because $500 million can buy many things including very nice wig for my sister.

Fivespan's Gentle Approach: Like a Soft Handshake

Fivespan Partners are not like angry bear. They prefer to work together with Appian like Kazakhstan and Russia are working together. They want Appian to invite them to join the board of directors. This way they can help Appian make better decisions. It is like asking my neighbor to help me milk the goat. He knows the goat very well.


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