Trump's Gambit in Hormuz A Dangerous Game

The Strait of Uncertainty

Right so Trump's at it again. Stirring the pot in the Middle East like it's a Birmingham back alley. This time it's the Strait of Hormuz. He's demanding the lads in NATO cough up some military muscle to keep the oil flowing. Says it's a matter of 'safe passage'. I say it's a matter of who controls the tap. And in this game control is everything. As I always say 'Everyone's a whore Grace. We just sell different parts of ourselves'. In this case it's oil.

Kharg Island in the Crosshairs

Now he's got his sights set on Iran's Kharg Island threatening strikes on their oil infrastructure. Smart move that Tommy? Probably not. It's like poking a sleeping dog with a stick of dynamite. And the price of oil? Through the bloody roof. Makes a man think twice about filling up the Bentley. Perhaps now is the time to diversify into other assets. You know things like gold diamonds and even Lego's Secret Weapon Fuels Record Breaking Growth they all can hold value in the times of uncertainty.

Global Markets on Edge

Goldman Sachs are wringing their hands bleating about the impact on global GDP and inflation. Says it could shave off 0.3% of GDP and send inflation up by 0.5% to 0.6%. Numbers that matter numbers that can break a man if he's not careful. But me? I've seen worse. I've come back from worse. "Whiskey's good proofing water. Tells you who's real and who isn't."

Hollywood Goes Off Script

Speaking of things that are unsettling seems Hollywood's gone a bit mad too. Some dark comedy called 'One Battle After Another' took Best Picture at the Oscars. Apparently it's about political resistance. Fits the mood I suppose. Though I prefer a more direct approach to resistance myself. "I don't pay for my suits Ma. They're on the house or the house burns down."

A Mixed Bag of Fortunes

Asian markets are doing one thing European and U.S. futures another. A right mess if you ask me. But in this world a mess is just an opportunity. A chance to make a bit of coin if you're sharp enough. Remember lads 'Intelligence is a very valuable thing innit my friend? And usually it comes far too f***ing late'.

The Shelby Outlook

So what's the takeaway? Trump's playing a dangerous game oil's going up and the world's a bit of a mess. Business as usual then. Keep your enemies close your friends closer and your powder dry. Because in this game you either win or you die. There is no other way. And the Shelbys always win. By order.