Global Markets Plunge Amidst Geopolitical Tensions

The Odds Were Never In Our Favor

Well folks looks like things are a bit… dicey out there. Not quite Hunger Games level but definitely feels like someone's been messing with the odds. The Kospi in South Korea just had its worst day in over a year. Apparently Samsung's having a bit of a snafu with their new plant in Texas. Delays delays… sounds like District 13 trying to get their act together. Defense stocks on the other hand are soaring. Because you know that's always a good sign. Peeta would probably try to bake them a cake to calm everyone down. Me? I'm sharpening my arrows – metaphorically of course. Although a real bow and arrow might not be such a bad investment right now. Just in case.

When It Rains It Pours (Oil)

As if the tech troubles weren't enough there's a bit of a kerfuffle brewing in Iran. Something about a closed strait and soaring oil prices. Makes you wonder if President Snow isn't pulling some strings from beyond the grave. All that oil flowing around it reminds me of the Capitol’s excesses. Remember those feasts? Makes my stomach churn just thinking about it. Meanwhile other Asian markets are taking a nosedive. Japan Hong Kong Australia – everyone's feeling the pinch. Except maybe those folks invested in defense. They're probably popping champagne corks right now. If you're looking for some good news and a more stable economy check out this Jobs Report Shocker Economy Still Kicking

May the Odds Be Ever…Slightly Better in the US?

Over in the good ol' U.S. of A. things are… well less terrible. The S&P 500 managed to inch up a bit after a late rebound. The Nasdaq also showed some spunk recovering from a pretty steep drop. The Dow however took a bit of a beating. Down 73 points. At one point it was down almost 600. Talk about a Mockingjay flying into a wall. Still compared to the chaos in Asia it's practically a picnic. Though let's be honest I'd rather be hunting in the woods than watching the stock market any day. At least the squirrels are predictable.

Is This The New Normal?

Look I'm no economist. I spent most of my life hunting squirrels and dodging explosions. But even I can see that something's not quite right. We're living in a world where a delayed factory can send markets into a tailspin and a geopolitical spat can empty your wallet at the gas pump. It's like the Hunger Games but with spreadsheets instead of arrows. And the arena is… well everywhere. I'm just saying maybe it's time we all learned a few survival skills. You know just in case.

Survival Skills for the Modern Arena

What kind of survival skills am I talking about? Common sense mostly. Diversify your investments. Don't put all your eggs in one basket especially if that basket is made of Samsung shares. Learn to haggle. Those Capitol folks sure knew how to drive a hard bargain. And maybe just maybe invest in a good bow and arrow. You never know when you might need to hunt your own dinner or you know defend yourself against rogue drones. Okay I'm kidding about the drones. Mostly.

Hope Remains Just Like the Mockingjay

Despite all the doom and gloom I try to remain hopeful. After all we survived the Hunger Games didn't we? We rebuilt Panem from the ashes. And we can certainly navigate a volatile stock market and a few geopolitical skirmishes. It's going to take grit determination and a healthy dose of skepticism. But if we learned anything from the arena it's that we're stronger than we think. And we can always find a way to survive. Even if it means eating squirrel. Again.