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Novo Nordisk CEO Lars Fruergaard Jørgensen steps down amid competition and falling stock prices, leaving everyone wondering if their magic weight loss potion is losing its fizz. image

Novo Nordisk's Boss Man Bites the Dust! Is Wegovy Losing its Ogre Power?

Fri 16 May, 2025 14:20
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Your favorite tennis star weighs in on Microsoft's strategic move to untangle Teams from its Office suite to dodge a potential antitrust penalty in Europe. Is this a love-love situation or a double fault? image

Microsoft Serves Up an Unforced Error: Teams Unbundled to Appease EU Regulators!

Fri 16 May, 2025 11:39
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Novo Nordisk CEO Lars Fruergaard Jørgensen resigns amidst rising competition and stock woes, leaving the future of Wegovy uncertain. Your girl PC dives in with a dash of Desi Girl spice. image

Novo Nordisk CEO Steps Down: Is Wegovy Losing Its 'It' Factor? PC's Take

Fri 16 May, 2025 12:19
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That darn TikTok is tryin' to help the young'uns chill out with some fancy meditation. Maybe it'll keep 'em from stayin' up all night lookin' at those funny bone ticklin' videos! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! TikTok's Trying to Calm Down Our Little Cavekids!

Fri 16 May, 2025 08:42
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Cartier's parent company, Richemont, reports surprisingly strong Q4 sales, proving that even when the world feels like it's about to be snapped away by Thanos, the wealthy still love their bling. image

Higher, Further, Faster... into Luxury! Richemont Defies Gravity with Soaring Sales!

Fri 16 May, 2025 09:11
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China and US talk trade, but Hulk see little progress and plenty of sneaky punches. Hulk get angry... but Hulk try to be calm for now. image

Hulk Smash Trade War? Maybe Just a Little Tap... For Now!

Fri 16 May, 2025 09:02
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Alibaba, Tencent, and JD.com report impressive earnings, fueled by consumer spending and the strategic deployment of artificial intelligence in advertising, defying trade tensions and sluggish consumption. image

AI Saves the Day! China's E-Commerce Giants Get a Super-Serum Boost!

Fri 16 May, 2025 08:30
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Borat reports on Trump's deal allowing the UAE to purchase advanced American AI chips, raising concerns about national security but promising a future of super-smart technology in the desert! Chenqui! image

Jagshemash! Trump Makes Big Deal for UAE to Get Super-Smart American Chips! Very Nice!

Fri 16 May, 2025 09:10
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Microsoft's offering to unbundle Teams from Office 365 to appease European regulators – because apparently, even galactic empires have to play nice with bureaucracy. image

Microsoft Teams Gets the Boot? Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub, It's a Divorce!

Fri 16 May, 2025 10:22
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Fortnite faces global iOS shutdown after Apple blocks reinstatement bid, citing commission disputes. Game officially offline worldwide until Apple reverses course. image

Hasta La Vista, Fortnite on iOS! Apple Says 'I Won't Be Back'

Fri 16 May, 2025 09:53
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