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A week of eased tensions and Middle East deals sends Tesla, Nvidia, and other tech stocks soaring, proving that money, as always, makes the world go 'round. Smithers, prepare the celebratory sherry! image

Excellent! Tech Stocks Surge as Global Tensions Thaw and Trump Does Deals (Release the Hounds!)

Fri 16 May, 2025 20:24
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Ace Ventura investigates Warren Buffett's investment in Constellation Brands, a dissenting investor's view, and a CEO shakeup at Novo Nordisk. Prepare for some serious animal detecting... of market trends! image

Alllllrighty Then! Buffett Bets Big on Booze, But This Guy Says 'LOOO-HOO-ZAH-HER!'

Fri 16 May, 2025 21:49
3 minutes to read

Mr. Bean's hilarious take on the topsy-turvy IPO market, featuring revenue rockets, tariff tantrums, and a rubber chicken's investment advice. image

IPO Market: Is it Alive? Teddy Says Maybe! (And I Have a Bean for Your Thoughts)

Fri 16 May, 2025 19:48
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Moody's cuts the US credit rating, citing rising debt and deficits. As if I didn't have enough to worry about with killer robots... image

Judgment Day for the Dollar: Moody's Downgrade and the Looming Fiscal Apocalypse

Fri 16 May, 2025 22:27
4 minutes to read

Tony Montana weighs in on the explosive AI data center deal in the UAE, backed by US tech giants, and wonders if he should've invested in chips instead of cocaine. image

Say Hello to My Little Friend... and AI Domination: Tony Montana on the UAE's Tech Revolution!

Fri 16 May, 2025 21:58
3 minutes to read

Like, OMG! CoreWeave's stock is going wild, and even Nvidia wants a piece of the AI pie. It's getting hot in here! image

CoreWeave is the New Birkin: We're All Obsessed!

Fri 16 May, 2025 20:10
2 minutes to read

A look into billionaire Leon Cooperman's Q1 investments, his energy stock focus, and his very public spat with (ex)President Trump's tariff policies. Honestly, sometimes Muggles are more perplexing than Peeves the Poltergeist! image

Cooperman's Crystal Ball: Energy Bets, Tariff Troubles, and a Dash of Muggle Economics!

Fri 16 May, 2025 18:38
3 minutes to read

Nvidia, Cisco, and OpenAI are backing the UAE's new massive AI data center, mirroring a similar project in the U.S. Someone get me my songwriting notebook! image

Tech's "Stargate" Era: From Abilene to Abu Dhabi! (And Maybe a Song About It?)

Fri 16 May, 2025 19:52
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CoreWeave, the AI company, makes VERY NICE gains after IPO, especially with Nvidia owning big chunk. Is great success! image

Jagshemash! CoreWeave Stock Go Up Like My Sister's Hair After Electric Shock!

Fri 16 May, 2025 17:15
2 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez here, chronicling Galaxy Digital's perilous journey from Toronto to Nasdaq, a tale of regulatory nightmares, AI dreams, and enough crypto to make your head spin (not recommended). image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Galaxy Digital Finally Escapes Regulatory Purgatory and Lands on Nasdaq!

Fri 16 May, 2025 16:52
3 minutes to read