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European banks are swimming in ????? (money), but some smart people are saying this party might be ending soon. Is nice! image

Jagshemash! European Banks Making More Money Than Borat at a Kazak Wedding!

Sun 06 July, 2025 23:17
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Borat reports on how European banks are having a very good time making lots of money, but maybe not for much longer, is nice but also sad! image

Jagshemash! European Banks Making Big Money, Very Nice!

Sun 06 July, 2025 23:17
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Rick Sanchez reports on China's retaliatory measures against the EU's restrictions on medical device tenders, because apparently, even galactic empires squabble over healthcare. Get Schwifty! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! China and EU in Medical Device Trade War!

Sun 06 July, 2025 23:35
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Rick Sanchez breaks down the trade war brewing between China and the EU over medical devices, tariffs, and good ol' fashioned global power plays. Prepare for Schwifty takes and existential dread! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! China and EU in a Medical Device Melee!

Sun 06 July, 2025 23:35
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The world's richest man throws his hat into the political ring, promising to give Americans back their freedom with a new political party. Hasta la vista, baby, to the status quo? image

Elon Musk Forms "America Party": I'll Be Back... With More Freedom!

Sat 05 July, 2025 21:45
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Elon Musk launches the 'America Party' promising to give Americans back their freedom, potentially disrupting the political landscape, especially after a fallout with Donald Trump. image

Hasta La Vista, Porky Pig Party! Musk's America Party is Back Online!

Sat 05 July, 2025 21:45
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BRICS nations convene, skirt around naming Trump, criticize tariffs and attacks on Iran, while tiptoeing around Russia and Ukraine. Is this a real power bloc or just a group therapy session? image

BRICS Summit: No Names, Just Shade – Is This the Adult Table or Just a Messy Playdate?

Sun 06 July, 2025 21:29
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The BRICS nations gathered to discuss global issues, but even with concerns about tariffs and geopolitical tensions, they're playing it cool to avoid upsetting anyone, especially not a certain someone with a hairstyle even wilder than mine! image

Believe It! BRICS Summit Condemns Tariffs and... Whoa, No Rasengan on Trump?!

Sun 06 July, 2025 19:21
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Lionel Messi analyzes the cautious turn in China's stock market, as investors eye dividend yields amidst economic uncertainties and global trade tensions, finding the perfect moment to strike. image

China Stock Market Dribbles Sideways: Is it Time to Pass to Dividend Plays?

Sun 06 July, 2025 16:37
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Tennis star Ben Shelton uses his on-court interview to ask for his sister's extended leave from Morgan Stanley, and it actually works! Looks like even investment banks can't resist a bit of Saiyan-level charm. image

Shelton's Sister Gets a Power Boost from Morgan Stanley Thanks to Some Super Saiyan Level Pleading!

Sun 06 July, 2025 15:53
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