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The Trump administration bans Harvard from enrolling international students, citing 'pro-terrorist conduct' – is this real life, or just another episode of Keeping Up? image

OMG! Harvard Got Canceled?! Like, Literally Unbelievable!

Thu 22 May, 2025 18:22
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A judge slaps down the Trump Administration's plan to downsize the Education Department, saving over 1,300 jobs! Fred Flinstone reports live from Bedrock! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Judge Saves School Jobs From Trump's Axe!

Thu 22 May, 2025 16:18
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Barclays CEO warns of trade policy challenges for Europe, but Wonder Woman sees an opportunity for truth, justice, and a little bit of lasso-twirling to set things straight. image

Tariff Troubles? Wonder Woman Says, 'Enough is Enough! Time for Some Amazonian Diplomacy!'

Thu 22 May, 2025 13:22
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Dr. Evil reports on how airline delivery delays are impacting summer travel plans and ponders if this is all Austin Powers' fault. image

Boeing and Airbus Delivery Delays! I Blame Austin Powers!

Thu 22 May, 2025 14:22
2 minutes to read

Chinese tech giant Xiaomi challenges Apple's dominance with a cheaper, chip-enhanced phone and ambitious R&D investments, sparking competition in both mobile and automotive sectors. image

Xiaomi's Chip Shot at Apple: Is This the Beginning of the End, or Just a New Bot in Town?

Thu 22 May, 2025 13:04
4 minutes to read

Rising U.S. Treasury yields and a potential credit downgrade are causing market watchers to question the safety of American government bonds, as investors consider emerging market alternatives. image

U.S. Treasury Yields Surge: Is America Headed for an Emerging Market Trap?

Thu 22 May, 2025 14:18
2 minutes to read

Puss in Boots reports on the Royal Horticultural Society's Chelsea Flower Show gala, where corporate titans and political heavyweights gather amidst the blooms to network, negotiate, and discuss the state of the British economy. Expect champagne, canapés, and clandestine conversations, ¡Ay, caramba! image

Chelsea Flower Show Gala: Where the Elite Bloom and Business Deals Blossom!

Thu 22 May, 2025 05:16
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Donkey reports from the posh Chelsea Flower Show, where CEOs and politicians mingle amongst the roses, discussing taxes, tariffs, and surprisingly good business! image

Far Far Away From Reality? Chelsea Flower Show Blooms with Bigwigs and Whispers!

Thu 22 May, 2025 05:16
3 minutes to read

Hong Kong's new stablecoin bill aims to bring law and order to the Wild West of crypto, or as I like to call it, a good excuse for a Bender-sized party... maybe. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Stablecoin! Hong Kong's Crypto Crackdown!

Thu 22 May, 2025 11:14
3 minutes to read

Airlines grapple with jet shortages due to Boeing and Airbus delays, potentially impacting summer travel despite strong demand and optimistic outlooks. image

Boeing and Airbus Delivery Delays Grounding Summer Travel Dreams!

Thu 22 May, 2025 12:07
4 minutes to read