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The European Union's top court advisor recommends upholding a multi-billion Euro antitrust fine against Google for Android shenanigans. Can't wait to see what happens next! image

Good News Everyone! Google's Getting a Pinch from the EU! (Or Is It?)

Thu 19 June, 2025 10:17
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Another SpaceX Starship met an explosive end during testing, raising questions about reliability and the future of space colonization. But don't worry, I'm here to explain it all with a touch of cosmic humor! image

SpaceX Starship Goes Kablooey! (Again!) A Scientific Observation by Yours Truly, Albert Einstein

Thu 19 June, 2025 09:00
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Some boring article about AI avatars outselling REAL people in China. As if anything can replace pure, unadulterated Jinx chaos. Get ready for a demolition! image

AI Avatars Stealing My Spotlight? Time to Blow Up the Internet (Again)!

Thu 19 June, 2025 10:07
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Escalating tensions between Israel and Iran send marine insurance premiums soaring in the Red Sea and Persian Gulf, leaving shipowners shaken and stirred. image

License to Bill: Iran-Israel Spat Skyrockets Shipping Insurance Costs!

Thu 19 June, 2025 08:13
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Homer Simpson reports on how the Israel-Iran conflict is jacking up shipping insurance, potentially threatening the global donut supply chain. Doh! image

Doh! Israel and Iran Messing with My Beer Money... I Mean, Shipping!

Thu 19 June, 2025 08:13
3 minutes to read

Gordon Ramsay weighs in on the Swiss National Bank's latest interest rate cut and the potential return to negative rates, questioning if it's a recipe for disaster or a stroke of brilliance. image

Switzerland's Economy: Is This Rate Cut Bloody Mad or Genius?

Thu 19 June, 2025 07:46
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Gordon Ramsay dissects the Swiss National Bank's latest interest rate cut and the looming threat of deflation. Are they geniuses or just bloody idiots? image

Switzerland's Economy: Is it Fresh or F***ed?! Ramsay's Rate Rant!

Thu 19 June, 2025 07:46
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Japan adjusts its bond issuance strategy, cutting back on super-long bonds to calm market jitters and balance the books, proving that even governments need a good plan B... and maybe a bigger knife. image

Japan's Bond Market Gets a Rambo-Sized Tweak: 'Nothing is Over!'... Except Maybe Super-Long Bonds

Thu 19 June, 2025 04:35
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Dr. Evil dissects the Fed's latest warnings about tariffs, inflation, and the potential for stagflation, while plotting global economic domination. image

One Million Dollars: Tariffs, Stagflation, and the Looming Economic Doom! Mwahahaha!

Thu 19 June, 2025 01:03
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President Herzog insists Israel isn't seeking regime change in Iran, but rather focusing on neutralizing its nuclear ambitions, stirring up a cauldron of international reactions and back-channel diplomacy. image

Not Another 'He Who Must Not Be Named'! Israeli President Says Iran's Nuke Program Is the Real Problem!

Thu 19 June, 2025 02:23
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