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The United States vows to send more defensive weapons to Ukraine as tensions with Russia escalate – a tale of bravery, strategy, and hopefully, no sudden urges to bury anyone alive. image

Ay, Caramba! Trump Draws His Sword Again – But This Time, It's for Ukraine!

Tue 08 July, 2025 02:39
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The U.S. is arming Ukraine with defensive weaponry to fend off those pesky Russian aggressors, as the land faces sky-high threats. Will it be enough to save the day? image

Ai Caramba! Trump Draws Steel: More Weapons Headed to Ukraine!

Tue 08 July, 2025 02:39
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Donkey dives deep into the POTUS's declarations of tariffs, finding out if it's true love, or just another swampy scheme. image

Trump's Tariff Love Letters: Is It Just a Big, Green, Ogre-Sized Ruse?

Tue 08 July, 2025 01:22
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Bender reports on Trump's tariff letters, market reactions, and a Chinese jeweler challenging the world. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Tariffs! Trump's Love Letters Trigger Market Meltdown!

Tue 08 July, 2025 01:22
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Chuck Norris analyzes Japan's economic woes, from shrinking wages to looming tariffs, and decides the Bank of Japan needs a swift, Norris-approved solution. image

Chuck Norris on Japan's Economic Tsunami: A Roundhouse Kick to Inflation!

Mon 07 July, 2025 23:50
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Samsung faces a steep profit drop as it struggles to catch up in the AI chip race, leaving many wondering if they'll have to sell off Planet Express to make ends meet. image

Samsung's Profit Plunge: Did Nvidia Just Yell "Shut Up and Take My Money!" to SK Hynix?

Tue 08 July, 2025 00:26
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Novak Djokovic humorously analyzes Trump's latest tariff moves on 14 countries, finding the humor and absurdity in the world of trade wars. image

Djokovic Reacts to Trump's Tariff Tango: A Serve and Volley of Global Trade!

Mon 07 July, 2025 21:50
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Sheldon Cooper reports on how Elon Musk's foray into politics via a new

Bazinga! Elon's Political Party Causes Tesla Stock to Plummet; Is This the Soft Kitty of Investor Fears?

Mon 07 July, 2025 20:05
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Turns out Elon Musk's new political party stunt has investors more jittery than Donkey after a triple espresso. Tesla stock takes a nosedive faster than I can say, 'What are you doing in my swamp?!' image

Elon Musk's Political Swamp: Is Tesla Stock About to Get Shrek'd?

Mon 07 July, 2025 20:05
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Iron Man dissects the dollar's recent slump, global reactions, and whether or not we should all be hoarding gold like it's going out of style. image

Dollar Doomsday? Not on My Watch! Iron Man's Take on the Greenback's Great Fall

Mon 07 July, 2025 19:18
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