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Amidst conflicting reports about the success of U.S. and Israeli strikes on Iranian nuclear facilities, Captain America weighs in with his take on the situation, sprinkled with a healthy dose of skepticism and star-spangled wit. image

Iran's Nuclear Program Obliterated? More Like a Scuffle in the Alley, Says Cap!

Wed 25 June, 2025 22:50
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The Government is Letting Us Use Bitcoin to Buy Houses! Prepare for the Crypto Boom (or Bust?)! image

Holy Crap Lois! Crypto Mortgages Are Here! Time to Buy That Giant Chicken Coop!

Wed 25 June, 2025 21:05
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Wall Street big shots are squawking after a democratic socialist's primary win, fearing tax hikes and tighter rules. Will they fly south for the winter, or can someone 'ease their fears'? image

Aw, Phooey! Wall Street's Having a Meltdown Over This New York Mayoral Candidate!

Wed 25 June, 2025 21:30
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As Nvidia's stock hits an all-time high, fueled by AI dominance, I, Elon, weigh in on navigating export controls and future growth opportunities beyond this pale blue dot. image

Nvidia to the Moon! My Thoughts on Crushing Records and Leaving China in the Dust

Wed 25 June, 2025 20:22
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Despite facing challenges with Chinese export controls, Nvidia's stock price is reaching record levels, propelled by its dominance in the AI market, making it the world's largest company by market cap. image

Nvidia's Stock Soars to New Heights: A Glimpse into the Future, or a Potion Gone Awry?

Wed 25 June, 2025 17:20
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The Federal Reserve proposes easing capital rules for banks, sparking debate over financial stability and market manipulation. Will this boost the economy or lead to another Outworld invasion? image

Get Over Here, Capital! Fed Tinkers with Bank Rules, Leaving Some Crying 'Get Over It!'

Wed 25 June, 2025 18:05
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Jackie Chan weighs in on the conflicting reports surrounding the U.S. strikes on Iranian nuclear sites, blending action movie wisdom with a healthy dose of 'did I do that?' image

Holy Smokes! Trump Says Iran's Nuclear Program 'Obliterated' - But Did He Jump Out of a Window?

Wed 25 June, 2025 18:05
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Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang believes robotics, especially self-driving cars, are the next trillion-dollar opportunity after AI, despite current relatively small revenue contribution. image

Alllllrighty Then! Nvidia's Jensen Says Robots Are Next Big Thing After AI...Can They Find Snowflake?

Wed 25 June, 2025 18:27
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Rumors of Shell gobbling up BP send the stock market into a frenzy, but was it all just a Teddy-inspired dream? image

Shell Shocked! Did Someone Say Buyout?!

Wed 25 June, 2025 18:12
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Iron Man analyzes Jerome Powell's Capitol Hill testimony, decoding the Fed's stance on interest rates, tariffs, and presidential pressure with signature Stark wit. image

Powell's Testimony: Is the Fed Playing Chicken with Trump?

Wed 25 June, 2025 15:26
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