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A glitch in U.S. Customs' system caused chaos with new tariff exemptions, leaving shippers scrambling and businesses worried about the future. Is my Dreamhouse stuck at sea?! image

Tariff Trouble! Did Customs Really Mess Up My Dreamhouse Delivery?!

Sat 12 April, 2025 00:17
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Turanga Leela reports on the stock market's wild volatility, earnings uncertainty, and companies grappling with unclear future guidance. image

Stock Market Rollercoaster Ride Next Week Prepare For More Twists Than A Bender Convention!

Fri 11 April, 2025 20:07
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Tony Stark analyzes Bank of America's market warnings, offering a sarcastic yet insightful perspective on potential economic downturns and investment strategies. image

Is the Stock Market About to Crash?! Iron Man's Hilariously Serious Take!

Fri 11 April, 2025 17:24
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A glitch in the U.S. Customs system is causing chaos for shippers, raising questions about the implementation of new tariff policies and their impact on American businesses. image

Tariff Trouble at the Border! Is This the End of the American Dream?

Fri 11 April, 2025 18:00
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Despite global trade wars, European stock markets are holding their own, outperforming their American counterparts due to stable politics, fiscal stimulus, and favorable market composition. But could it all go to blerns in a handbasket? image

Good News Everyone! Europe's Stock Market is Surprisingly Not Doomed!

Fri 11 April, 2025 14:46
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Tesla halts orders for Model S and Model X in China amidst escalating trade tensions between the US and China, impacting sales and market share. image

Tesla Shuts Down Model S and X Orders in China! Is This the End of the Road for Cool Cars?

Fri 11 April, 2025 12:39
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JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon predicts corporate earnings will drop due to trade uncertainty, leaving companies and investors in a state of 'wait-and-see.' What does this mean for your pocket, listen up! image

Jamie Dimon Says What?! Trade War Could Mess With Your Money, Word!

Fri 11 April, 2025 14:08
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Puss in Boots reports on BlackRock CEO Larry Fink's grim forecast, questioning if the US economy is truly headed for a 'negative' turn and if Trump's tariffs are to blame. image

Recession Imminent! Is the Economy Really About to Croak Like a Certain Gingerbread Man?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 14:08
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Donkey reports on the tough times facing venture capital due to market turbulence and tariffs, but hey, maybe Europe's startups will finally get a chance to shine! image

Venture Capitalists are in Trouble! Is This the End of Startups as We Know Them?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 12:58
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U.S. Energy Secretary Chris Wright shrugs off falling oil prices, predicting an energy-abundant future for America, while I, Bender, question his optimism. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Asteroid! Oil Prices Plummet, But This Dude Says We're All Gonna Be Rich!

Fri 11 April, 2025 13:50
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