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Hedge funds are betting against the Swiss franc and using it to finance purchases of the British pound, a classic 'carry trade' fueled by central bank policy differences. Is this the start of a beautiful friendship, or will it end in a doll-sized disaster? image

Swiss Franc Blues? Hedge Funds Say, 'Come On, Pound, Let's Go Party!'

Tue 01 July, 2025 23:02
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Amidst a brewing conflict in Gaza, a potential 60-day ceasefire deal brokered by Trump hangs in the balance, leaving this Witcher to wonder if it's peace or just another monster to slay. image

Trump's Gaza Gambit: A Witcher's Wager on Peace or Another Griffin Hunt?

Tue 01 July, 2025 23:01
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Duke Nukem reports on the Senate's backpedaling on a clean energy tax, causing renewable energy stocks to surge, though some say the fight's far from over. image

Hail to the King, Baby! Clean Energy Wins a Round Against the Senate!

Tue 01 July, 2025 20:13
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A look at Jeff Bezos' recent stock sale, his lavish wedding, and how it all fits into the grand scheme of stakeholder capitalism and the Fourth Industrial Revolution. Prepare for synergistic solutions! image

Bezos' Billion-Dollar Bonanza: A Great Reset Opportunity?

Tue 01 July, 2025 22:15
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The design software giant, fresh off a $1 billion breakup, is taking its talents to the New York Stock Exchange, hoping to make a splash bigger than my beet-stained shirts. image

Figma Files for IPO: Bears. Beets. Billion-Dollar Bets!

Tue 01 July, 2025 20:26
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Apple accuses a former engineer of absconding with Vision Pro secrets, leading to a lawsuit thicker than my blue meth. image

Apple Bites Back: Vision Pro Secrets Stolen? A Heisenberg Special

Tue 01 July, 2025 19:31
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Donald Duck reports on the surprisingly buoyant Latin American stock market, where gains are outpacing the S&P 500, thanks to rising currency reserves, cheap valuations and a bit of luck! image

Aw, Phooey! Latin America Stocks are Swimming in Gold! What's a Duck to Do?

Tue 01 July, 2025 16:02
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Spidey reports on how Trump's tariffs tangled up the Fed's plans for easier monetary policy, leaving everyone in a sticky situation. image

Tariff-ic Mess The Fed, Trump, and a Web of Economic Intrigue!

Tue 01 July, 2025 14:22
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Cloudflare gives website owners the power to block AI crawlers by default, potentially reshaping the internet landscape and AI training practices. No more data pilfering! image

ALLLLLRIGHTY THEN! Cloudflare Cracks Down on AI Crawlers: A Pet Detective's Perspective!

Tue 01 July, 2025 10:07
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Huawei open-sources AI models, a cunning ploy to circumvent US restrictions and dominate the global AI landscape. image

Elementary, My Dear Watson: Huawei's AI Gambit to Outwit the Yanks!

Tue 01 July, 2025 08:49
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