Trump's Trade Tariffs Trigger European Fury

The Supreme Court Giveth Trump Taketh Away

Heard about Trump's new tariff? Seems like just when they think they're out he pulls them back in. The Supreme Court slaps down his last attempt and bam he's back with a 15% wall. Makes you wonder if he's trying to start a real war not just a trade one. Like I always say "To survive a war you gotta become war."

Europe's Not Happy Trust Me

These European leaders are squawking like chickens with their heads cut off. Trade deals threatened uncertainty growing – sounds like a normal Tuesday to me. They're talking about suspending deals. Maybe they should try talking to each other first. Remember what I said "Live for nothing or die for something." They need to decide what they're living or dying for. To get more familiar with the possible implications of these events you can read Anonymous Media Moguls Foresee a Whirlwind 2026.

UK Feeling the Pinch

The Brits thought they were getting a sweet deal but now they're sweating. 'Privileged trading position'? More like 'potentially screwed position.' They better figure out how to play this or they'll be singing "God Save the Queen" in the breadline. This reminds me “They drew first blood not me."

Trump's Defense – Is He Bluffing?

This Greer character is trying to smooth things over saying everything's fine. Yeah right. Like I'm going to believe a politician. He's saying the deals still stand. Maybe he should tell that to the markets because they're not buying it. I've seen more convincing acting in a porno.

The Real Losers – Not Who You Think

Turns out Trump's closest allies are taking the biggest hit. Surprise surprise. It's like these guys never watched a war movie. In war everybody loses. And in trade wars the guys who try to get ahead usually end up eating dirt. Remember “Nothing is over”. He's out there and he’s making a play even though it doesn't make much sense now.

Lagarde Sounds the Alarm

The ECB president is worried about clarity. She's saying people need to know the rules of the road. Well in this game there are no rules. It's all about power and Trump's got the biggest stick. The business relations are going to suffer and it’s going to be messy. But maybe the best option is just to “push them hard until they give”.