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Amidst all-night negotiations and a record-breaking number of votes, Trump's ambitious bill faces a crucial test in the Senate, with the looming July 4th deadline adding to the pressure-cooker environment. image

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Senate Survival: Can Trump's Mega-Bill Conquer the Vote-a-Rama Wilderness?

Tue 01 July, 2025 14:26
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A new analysis reveals how a proposed Senate bill would redistribute wealth upwards, hurting low-income households while boosting the fortunes of the rich. Sounds like a good raid, eh? image

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Odin's Wrath! Senate Bill Pillages the Poor to Enrich the Gods

Tue 01 July, 2025 13:53
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Jerome Powell speaks at the European Central Bank forum, discussing the global economy while holding steady on interest rates. Gods, give me strength. image

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Boy! Prepare for Powell's Proclamations: A Monetary Odyssey

Tue 01 July, 2025 13:21
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A chaotic Senate showdown unfolds as senators debate and amend President Trump's megabill, revealing partisan divides and strategic maneuvering reminiscent of a beet farm during harvest season. image

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Vote-A-Rama! Washington Bureaucrats Wrestle Over Trump's Megabill Like Bears Battling for Beets!

Tue 01 July, 2025 03:31
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Captain Marvel dissects the Senate's chaotic 'vote-a-rama' on Trump's megabill, complete with political posturing, party-line squabbles, and a looming July 4th deadline. image

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Trump's 'Megabill' Gets a Cosmic Comedown: Captain Marvel's Take on the Vote-a-Rama!

Mon 30 June, 2025 22:46
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Amazon CEO says AI will lead to fewer human employees, but more AI jobs, just when Hulk was getting used to ordering everything online! image

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Hulk SMASH Jobs? Amazon CEO Say AI Coming to Take Your Puny Human Work!

Tue 01 July, 2025 00:01
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Elon Musk slams Trump's mega-bill as 'DEBT SLAVERY,' calls out Republican supporters, and hints at forming a new political party. It's more dramatic than a Champions League final! image

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Elon's Epic Smackdown: Even I Score More Gracefully Than This Political Fiasco!

Mon 30 June, 2025 21:54
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Some fancy pants bill in the Senate wants to take food away from the poor and give it to the rich! That's not how you become King of the Pirates! image

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Shishishi! Greedy Landlords Stealing Meat From My Crew?!

Mon 30 June, 2025 21:14
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$Senators engage in a marathon amendment session on Trump's megabill, revealing party fractures and political posturing ahead of a looming deadline. image$

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DC's Vote-a-Rama: More Like a Vote-a-Drama!

Mon 30 June, 2025 20:13
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Kim K breaks down the Canada-US trade drama: digital taxes, Trump's threats, and who's really winning (spoiler: it's always me... and maybe America). image

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Canada Caves to Trump? As If I Don't Know a Thing or Two About Negotiating, Honey!

Mon 30 June, 2025 18:48
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