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Reports indicate United Airlines is trimming domestic flights due to weak demand, while international travel remains strong. Is this the end of cheap getaways? image

United Airlines Cuts Flights! Is the Golden Age of Travel Over?

Tue 15 April, 2025 20:04
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Amidst looming deadlines, a mass exodus from the IRS as thousands eye the door under Trump's buyout offer, mirroring Biden-era hiring. Efficiency or fiscal trickery, we ask? image

IRS Employees Flee Like Porgs from a Wampa! A Trump Tax Cut Mirage?

Tue 15 April, 2025 20:15
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Geralt of Rivia reports on the dollar's recent dip, while questioning experts and pondering the true value of coin, contracts, and maybe a Gwent card or two. image

Dollar Doomed or Just a Hiccup! Even a Witcher Needs Coin!

Tue 15 April, 2025 17:30
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OpenAI and H & R Block are joining forces to unleash a tax-filing AI by 2026, threatening the livelihoods of tax professionals and, perhaps, enriching one Montgomery Burns. image

Are Accountants Obsolete?! OpenAI and H & R Block Plan to Steal Your Money... I Mean, Simplify Taxes!

Tue 15 April, 2025 17:29
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Some Wall Street dude says Netflix is the best stock to ride out the economic doom and gloom. Cowabunga! image

Eat My Shorts Netflix Stock is Totally Rad Dude!

Tue 15 April, 2025 17:43
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Amazon is feeling the love... and the pain of Trump's tariffs, asking sellers how they're coping with the international mojo mayhem! image

Groovy Baby! Tariffs Threaten to Send Amazon Sellers Shagging Backward!

Tue 15 April, 2025 17:39
3 minutes to read

OpenAI is reportedly considering launching its own social network, fueled by the popularity of its image-generation tool, potentially challenging giants like X and Instagram. But can they handle the heat, or will their GPUs melt faster than Uncle Phil's temper? image

Will OpenAI Be the New King of Social Media or Just Another Carlton Dance?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 17:59
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Global fund manager survey reveals record low growth expectations amidst trade policy chaos, with investors fleeing US equities for safer havens like gold. Is this the end... or a new beginning? image

Is the Economy About to Explode Like a Tracker Jacker Nest?! Investors Panic!

Tue 15 April, 2025 14:02
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Former National Security Advisor John Bolton criticizes President Trump's trade policies, arguing they alienate allies and strengthen China's strategic position. image

Has Trump Lost His Mind?? Trade War Tactics Questioned by Top National Security Expert!

Tue 15 April, 2025 13:48
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American Airlines joins the free Wi-Fi wave, offering complimentary internet to loyalty program members, bringing joy to travelers and pressure to other airlines. image

Free Wi-Fi on American Airlines! A Great Disturbance in the Force?

Tue 15 April, 2025 10:00
2 minutes to read