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Amazon's Q1 earnings are coming, and everyone's talking about my beautiful tariffs. Let's see if they thank me later! image

Amazon's Earnings? HUGE! Tariffs? Even HUGER! (And I'm Always Right, Believe Me!)

Thu 01 May, 2025 16:01
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Anthropic's Claude AI now automates business tasks across platforms, raising questions about who really needs a coffee break. image

Wake Me When Claude Finishes My Taxes: AI Takes Over the Office

Thu 01 May, 2025 16:03
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Microsoft, Sony, and Nintendo are all raising prices on consoles and games, and The Joker has some thoughts (obviously). image

Why So Serious, Gamers? Xbox Prices Take a Tumble... Upwards!

Thu 01 May, 2025 16:18
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Apple faces contempt charges after allegedly misleading the court in its ongoing battle with Epic Games, proving that even tech giants aren't immune to the long arm of the law...or a super-hearing judge. image

Apple's App Store Antics: Truth, Justice, and a 27% Commission (Seriously?)

Thu 01 May, 2025 14:27
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MJ breaks down the latest unemployment numbers with his signature wit and a healthy dose of skepticism. Spoiler: He's still got game. image

Air Jordan on the Economy: Is This a Dunk or a Brick?

Thu 01 May, 2025 13:28
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The U.S. Chamber of Commerce is pushing the Trump administration to implement tariff exclusions to prevent a recession and protect small businesses, but the White House seems to be sticking to tax cuts instead. image

Family First: U.S. Chamber Demands Tariff Relief to Save Small Businesses from Economic Wipeout!

Thu 01 May, 2025 13:58
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Mercedes-Benz announces a new vehicle for its Alabama plant by 2027, possibly influenced by, but definitely not admitting to, Trump-era tariffs. As if I didn't see that coming... image

Bazinga! Mercedes-Benz Bows to the Inevitable: Tuscaloosa Gets a New Ride

Thu 01 May, 2025 13:01
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Eli Lilly's CEO discusses potential pharmaceutical tariffs and national security, and this ogre has some thoughts on the matter. Get outta my swamp... of information! image

What in Tarnation? Eli Lilly CEO Talks Tariffs, and Shrek's Got Opinions!

Thu 01 May, 2025 13:11
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Iron Man weighs in on Elon Musk's latest crusade against government spending, questioning the Federal Reserve's eyebrow-raising $2.5 billion renovation project. image

Elon Musk vs. The Fed: Is Their Renovation Really Worth More Than My Arc Reactor?

Thu 01 May, 2025 14:09
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Amidst market volatility fueled by trade wars and demographic shifts, Jefferies takes a contrarian stance on stocks like e.l.f. Beauty, Monster Beverage, Voya Financial and Eversource Energy, hoping to defy the odds. image

May the Odds Be Ever in Their Favor: Jefferies Bets Against the Market's Hunger Games

Thu 01 May, 2025 14:02
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